Some news items I thought worth your time:
• TMZ: Former pro wrestler and MAGA enthusiast Hulk Hogan is dead at 71. He was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame but was removed in 2015 after a scandal erupted over racist comments while he was recorded during a sexual encounter. During the 2024 presidential campaign he threatened to “body slam” then-Vice President Kamala Harris.
• Kenneth-in-the-212: Check out this week’s round-up of LGBTQ publications including the latest from DNA Magazine featuring my buddy James Franklin’s photos of Johnie Bravo.

• The Advocate: Truth-challenged serial-liar former Rep. George Santos (R-NY) has to report to prison tomorrow for wire fraud, identity theft, money laundering, and theft of public funds. And he’s not taking it well.
• Gay Times: Paul Mescal and Josh O’Connor’s highly-anticipated gay romance – The History of Sound – has dropped its first trailer.
Mescal is best-known for his universally acclaimed performance in All of Us Strangers (2023), while O’Connor memorably played a closeted sheep farmer in God’s Own Country (2017).
• The Hill: An Army spokesman has confirmed Donald Trump’s poorly attended military parade cost approximately $30 million.
• Rolling Stone: Less than a day after the creators of Comedy Central’s South Park reached a reportedly $1.5 billion deal with Paramount+, the animated series kicked off its 27th season with an episode depicting Donald Trump with a micro-penis and in bed with Satan.
Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.
Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.https://t.co/tiPMSHyR78
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 24, 2025
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