
Madison Cawthorn Doesn’t Understand The 1st Amendment

It’s time Facebook, Twitter, Google, Amazon, all these big tech companies started answering for their crimes. The 1st Amendment isn’t a suggestion.https://t.co/01NLVV6jC4
— Rep. Madison Cawthorn (@RepCawthorn) March 11, 2021
Businesses aren’t the government and thus aren’t bound by the first amendment. Are you calling for the government to take over businesses? That’s the socialism you’ve been fearmongering about bro. pic.twitter.com/4pES1Dkwz4
— Rochelle (@NonNumberChar) March 11, 2021
Per Cawthorn’s ilk: corporations can do what they want and so can discriminate against LGBTQ, women, etc. (e.g., the cake case)-except are required to provide whatever service cis, straight, white male’s demand because “1st amendment”.
— Karl Mullen (@karltwo2) March 14, 2021
The 1st Amendment says, “CONGRESS shall make no law . . . .” It doesn’t say anything about Facebook, Twitter, Google, Amazon, or all these big tech companies. If you don’t understand this, then you’re not smart enough for the job you have.
— James O’Rourke (@JamesPORourke) March 14, 2021
Trump Jr. Calls Joe Biden A ‘Pedophile’ On Social Media

President Trump’s eldest son on Saturday posted a social media message suggesting Joseph R. Biden Jr. was a pedophile, an incendiary and baseless charge that illustrates the tactics the president is turning to as he attempts to erase Mr. Biden’s early advantage in key state polls.
Donald Trump Jr., who is one of his father’s most prominent campaign surrogates, put on Instagram a picture of Mr. Biden saying: “See you later, alligator” alongside an image of an alligator saying: “In a while, pedophile.”
When a reporter shared the Instagram post online, the younger Mr. Trump, echoing one of his father’s tactics, wrote on Twitter that he was only “joking around” and noted that he had included emojis of a laughing face.
Junior also restated his accusations of ‘unwanted touching’ by the former vice president using a collection of photos picturing Biden hugging children. But the pics, primarily from swearing-in ceremonies, were taken out of context when actually he was greeting lawmakers and their families.
1. The 3 🤣 emojis in the caption should indicate to anyone with a scintilla of common sense that I’m joking around. 2. If the media doesn’t want people mocking & making jokes about how creepy Joe is, then maybe he should stop the unwanted touching & keep his hands to himself? https://t.co/Jy98aq6yWD pic.twitter.com/Kcr9jdPSbC
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 16, 2020
Oh, look! The idiot son of “Grab ‘Em by the Pussy” is lecturing on keeping your hands to yourself. You will note that all of these girls have clothes on. Unlike when your creepy dad barged in on girls in changing rooms at teen pageants to ogle their naked, underage bodies. 🤮
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 16, 2020
Fox & Friends Host: ‘More Testing Might Find More Positive Results, That A Good Thing?’
During this morning’s episode of Fox & Friends, co-host Pete Hegseth wondered aloud if more testing might find more positive results, and if that would be a ‘good thing?’
“Data is a pesky thing too. Because what if we start testing more and as a result of more testing we find more positives? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
“And if the leaders say we have more positive tests, therefore, we need to delay even further — that doesn’t make sense to people. Maybe those are the same amount of people that had it before. We just weren’t testing.
“So data can be the type of thing that leaders can also manipulate as we try to get forward and past this.”
“Is that a good or a bad thing?” Well, Pete, adequate testing would help answer that question. But what would be really bad is go just close our eyes and hope for the best.
Shopper Goes Cray-Cray Over Face Mask Rule “False Flag Fake Pandemic”
A shopper in Florida went totally cray-cray when he tried to enter a Publix grocery store located in Miami Beach but refused to wear a face mask due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. His profanity-laced rant was captured by a code enforcement officer’s body cam. “This is a false flag fake pandemic,” the man screams at the enforcement officer. “You are in violation of my f**king constitutional rights and my civil rights. I’ve already f**king warned you. F**king expect it. I’m filing a f**king class-action lawsuit. You can take your fake f**king global terroristic false flag attack and shove it up your motherf**king ass. You’re terrorists. You’re in violation of my constitutional and civil rights. Fuck you, motherf**ker. There’s no pandemic. I’m filing a f**king lawsuit. I have a right to buy groceries without being forced to participate in your f**king terrorism. F**k you.” “Excuse me – you need to wear a mask,” asked the officer as the man turned to go. “Do you understand that – to come in the store?” “You’re violating my constitutional rights,” shrieks the man. “Well, this is private property,” replied the officer. The idiot continued his conspiracy theory screed: “This private property has food. I have a right to buy food without being forced to participate in a fake global false flag pandemic. There’s no pandemic. F–k you. You motherf–kers are going to get f–kin’ mass arrested and f–kin’ executed for f–kin’ terrorism. F–k you!”
Man trying to shop at Miami Beach Publix without mask goes on profanity-laced rant about “false flag fake pandemic” at code enforcement officer #BecauseMiami pic.twitter.com/r3d5z59vIb
— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) May 7, 2020
Hannity Wants Armed Guards Surrounding Schools & Shopping Malls
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| Fox News pundit Sean Hannity |
Fox News pundit Sean Hannity says the answer to gun violence is to have retired police, secret service or military service members surround schools and shopping malls.
“I’d like to see the perimeter of every school in America surrounded, secured by retired police — which you are — retired Secret Service — which you are — military, and I want guys to donate 15 hours,” Hannity told guest Dan Bongino last night. “I think we could cover every school, every hour, every day. Add a metal detector, and I think we’re going to have safer schools.
“Have one armed guard on every floor of every school, all over every mall, the perimeter, and inside every hall of every mall,” he explained. “Now, that gives us an instant response opportunity that we normally wouldn’t have.”
Presidential adviser Sean Hannity: “I’d like to see the perimeter of every school in America surrounded, secured by retired police … have one armed guard on every floor of every school, all over every mall, the perimeter and inside every hall of every mall.” pic.twitter.com/Renh47IiBY— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) August 6, 2019
welcome to Sean Hannity’s America.you head to the mall to buy overpriced garbage at Best Buy, and spend the next 30 to 40 minutes wondering if the jumpy retired cop will hear a balloon pop and start mag dumping into the crowd
— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) August 6, 2019
Tweet Of The Day: Mars Is NOT Part Of The Moon
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| Using this photo because it makes as much sense as Trump saying the Moon is part of Mars |
The Twitterverse is scratching its head over a tweet from “Extremely Stable Genius” Donald Trump (I know, not really a rare occasion) in which he says the Moon is part of Mars.
Note: the Moon is definitely NOT a part of Mars.
“For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”
For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2019
So this week Trump continued his feud with a dead man, picked a new one with Bette Midler, attacked a royal family member, said Ireland should build a wall on its border with N. Ireland, that he didn’t serve in Vietnam b/c it was far away, & the moon was part of Mars. Cool cool.— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) June 7, 2019
As JFK famously said, “We choose to go to the Moon not because it is easy, but because it is Mars”— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) June 7, 2019
I look forward to the news reporting on this: “Trump says that the Moon is a part of Mars. Some scientists disagree.” https://t.co/I5iEHnZN5k— Sasha Samberg-Champion (@ssamcham) June 7, 2019
OFFICIAL DNC STATEMENT:The moon is not part of Mars.
— DNC War Room (@DNCWarRoom) June 7, 2019
Everyone knows the moon is NOT mars. Largely this is because the moon is made of cheese and mars is made of chocolate.— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) June 7, 2019
Imagine right now it’s your job, your actual career, to type the words “Of course, the president knows the moon is not Mars”— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 7, 2019
Trump Junior: “There Are No Crimes, Only Things People Did In ‘Past Lives'”
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| Donald Trump Jr. |
During an appearance on Fox & Friends this morning, Donald Trump Jr. repeated his father’s claim that the Mueller investigation is a ‘witch hunt’ and said folks like former Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort were ‘regular guys’ who couldn’t afford large lawyer fees.
He added that ‘no actual crimes’ have been found by the investigation, only “things that people did in past lives.”
“I’ve been hearing this for two years — everyone is going to jail. Meanwhile, they haven’t actually found anything that relates to this. What they did was put incredible pressure on regular guys that couldn’t afford a million dollars in legal fees, and got them to slip up, say something incorrectly. They pretended they were their friends. There are no actual crimes. There’s only things that people did in past lives, in 2006 before we even thought we ever get into this crazy world, and that’s what it is. They’re touting these things as victories — it’s not; and it has been a total farce, the greatest witch hunt in American history.”
.@DonaldJTrumpJr on MUELLER: “There are no actual crimes. There’s only things that people did in past lives, in 2006 before we even thought we’d ever get into this crazy world… it’s that old Stalinist tactic.” pic.twitter.com/a0gWJaBaaa— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 25, 2019
I’m not really sure what ‘past lives’ he’s referring to, but if you broke the law, you broke it. And they have found crimes, and folks have pleaded guilty to them.
And the dates of these crimes range from the mid-2000s to as recent as 2016. So, ‘past lives’ sounds a lot longer ago than reality shows.
Plus, if the mid-2000s is too far back to consider crimes, why do the Trumps keep bringing up Bill Clinton’s alleged affairs in the 1990s?
Financial experts say Manafort is worth upwards of $50 million, so I don’t know that I would call him a ‘regular’ guy who can’t afford his legal fees.
Junior also claimed there are “more hoax hate crimes” than there are actual hate crimes.
TRUMP JR on hate crimes: “Man, to me, it seemed like there were many more hoax hate crimes than there are actual.”(There were 7,100 hate crimes in the US in 2017. Hoaxes are extremely rare.) pic.twitter.com/ZSO1mea48I
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 25, 2019
News Round-Up: November 28, 2018
• Cher showed up at her own Broadway show – The Cher Show – last night, and the crowd lost its mind. • Openly gay super-producer Ryan Murphy (American Horror Story, Pose, GLEE, Assassination of Gianna Versace) is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. • This far-right pundit says women become lesbians because they’re too ugly to love. By that logic, he must be a screaming queen. • Judy Sheindlin, more famous as TV’s Judge Judy, made an astounding $147 million last year before taxes making Sheindlin the world’s highest-paid television host. The lion share of that was for selling the rights to her 5,200-episode library, as well as future episodes of the show, to CBS for an estimated $100 million. • A man was brutally beaten, robbed & humiliated during an Instagram hook-up. • A gay Virginia firefighter got married in 2014 and suddenly became the ridicule of not only fellow firefighters but his superiors. He was eventually filed for early retirement after being told he would be fired if he didn’t resign. He’s now suing for lost wages and benefits. • Check out Upsahl’s new music video, “The Other Team,” about unrequited feelings and crushing on people that don’t like you back. The lyrics focus on those folks who are swinging for somebody else’s ‘other team,’ so there’s lots of missed connections between characters throughout the video. Definitely has some ‘Breakfast Club’ vibes, so it really takes you back to high school and the whirlwind of emotions that go with it
Trump Rants At Reports His Chief Of Staff Calls Him “An Idiot”
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| Donald Trump |
Earlier today I shared that NBC News had spoken to several folks in the White House that say Chief of Staff John Kelly has referred to Donald Trump as an “idiot” on several occasions and could depart his position as soon as July.
As the story began to dominate the evening news, the Trumpster was clearly disturbed that anyone might view his administration (where people quit or are fired on a weekly basis) as anything but “smooth.”
Calling the story “unhinged,” Trump got in a swipe at the ongoing investigation by Special Counsel Robert Mueller (“witch hunt”) while bragging about “great Energy and unending Stamina.”
Classic Trump.
And hey – it’s just Monday!
The Fake News is going crazy making up false stories and using only unnamed sources (who don’t exist). They are totally unhinged, and the great success of this Administration is making them do and say things that even they can’t believe they are saying. Truly bad people!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2018
The White House is running very smoothly despite phony Witch Hunts etc. There is great Energy and unending Stamina, both necessary to get things done. We are accomplishing the unthinkable and setting positive records while doing so! Fake News is going “bonkers!”— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 30, 2018