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Tweet(s) Of The Day

In a hysterical exchange on Twitter, Franklin Graham (son of deceased American evangelist Billy Graham) trolled the passing of super-scientist Stephen Hawking by writing, “I hope Stephen Hawking did not miss the simple truth that God is the Creator of the universe he loved to study and everything in it.”

Parody account “The Tweet Of God” responded, “Stephen just told Me to tell you to fuck off. Also, your father is burning in hell.”

Another parody account for “Satan” chimed in, “Can confirm.”

p.s. This is not an attack on people’s faith. It’s a jab at an asshole trolling the memory of a genius.

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News Round-Up: December 28, 2017

(via Instagram)

Some news items you might have missed:

• Fitness model Quin Bruce (above) is giving you biceps for days. Ok, so a LOT for days…

• This Republican candidate for Texas governor told Facebook that he would “gladly execute” gay people.

• A lesbian couple and their two kids were the victims of a savage murder in upstate New York.

• Kenneth-in-the-212 has a regular series of posts on “Hunks of House Hunters” because haven’t we all noticed the many handsome home seekers on the popular HGTV series?

• The Oregon Court of Appeals has upheld the Oregon labor commissioner’s decision that Christian bakers Melissa and Aaron Klein must pay $135,000 in damages to the lesbian couple they denied a lesbian couple a wedding cake.

• These shirtless guys working out in the snow has to be seen to be believed. Titled “Twisted Snow” in a post by Powerlifting Motivation, the video features “powerlifting” with dry humping in the falling snow. I think some folks will find this just a bit amusing 🙂

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Social Media Post Of The Day

(image via Flickr – Rachel Gardner)

Via Facebook:

“Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your garden… can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it’s the police and have a panic attack! I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my wine, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn the radio down, push the gun under the seat and put my clothes back on.

It’s too much drama. Thank you for your cooperation & understanding.”