|(image via Flickr – Rachel Gardner)|
“Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your garden… can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?
Every time I drive by, I think it’s the police and have a panic attack! I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my wine, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn the radio down, push the gun under the seat and put my clothes back on.
It’s too much drama. Thank you for your cooperation & understanding.”