Very cute one minute video. Otter keeps pace with little boy at Sea World.
I once had a dolphin do this with me when I was in Hawaii. Everytime I walked by the dolphins, this one dolphin would follow me as I walked around the tank.
Cute.
Talking Animal video
So I’m usually not into these kinds of things but the more I watched, the more I knew I had to post.
You could call this “Stupid Animal Chats.”
Nice for a little wakeup laugh.
Timberlake: “It’s OK When It’s A 3 Way”
Justin Timberlake was back with the funny. He, Andy Samburg and Lady Gaga joined in for the latest in their hysterical video shorts.
From the Borowitz Report: “I’ll end the world when I’m good and ready”
From the Borowitz Report: After a much-heralded End of the World failed to materialize on the appointed day, May 21, Almighty God held a rare press conference in New York to discuss the matter.
Dressed in His trademark flowing white robe and carrying a thunderbolt, God seemed visibly irked by the predictions calling for the world to end this Saturday.
“I’ll end the world when I’m good and ready, Me damn it,” He snapped in response to a question from a USA Today reporter.
When asked if He had a message for the faithful who had expected the world to end today, the Almighty cracked, “They should be grateful for the eleven years they’ve had since the world ended on Y2K.”
God was cagey about setting an exact date for the end of the world, saying only, “When I decide to end the world I’ll let you know the way I always do – on Twitter.”
After the press conference, a publicist for God confirmed that the Heavenly Father was annoyed at having to talk to reporters to address the end of the world rumors: “Honestly, I haven’t seen Him this pissed since Pat Robertson blamed a tsunami on the gays.”
Elsewhere, Harold Camping, the preacher who predicted that the world would end on May 21, issued the following brief statement: “”The world doesn’t end this week. Oprah does. My bad, sry.”
(thanks to Leslie for the tip – I somehow missed the press conference. Busy looting I guess)
Rapture Pick-up Lines
Is that a tribulation in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Am I dead angel? Cause this must be heaven…
Care to see my rapture shelter?
Let’s do it like there’s tomorrow.
Come to Jesus.
We’re gonna be outta these clothes soon anyway…
Game over. Let’s f*ck.
I promise I’ll be gone when you wake up.
So you have herpes – what’s your point?
SNL digital short: “MotherLover”
OK – so this is sooooo wrong… but kind of funny. I can’t believe they get away with this.
Warning: explicit lyrics.
Taylor Mali on what teachers “make”
Brilliant.
Top 7 worst website names
