

News Round-Up: May 20, 2020

• Politico: More than 40,000 National Guard members currently helping states during the coronavirus health threat will face a “hard stop” on their deployments on June 24 — just one day shy of many members becoming eligible for key federal benefits like education benefits under the Post-9/11 GI bill and/or early retirement. • Bloomberg News: Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren’t capable of transmitting the infection, and could have the antibodies that prevent them from falling sick again. • AZ Central: Sen. Martha McSally (R-AZ) dropped four percentage points in a month trailing Democrat Mark Kelly by 13 points, according to the latest tracking poll by OH Predictive Insights. The same poll in April favored Kelly 51% to McSally’s 42%, and now in May, it’s 51%-38%. The poll shows independents breaking more than 2-1 for Kelly. • TikTok: Since the fan on my two-year-old laptop sometimes goes into high gear for no apparent reason, I clicked on this. I had no idea computers could get so filthy inside.
Out Music: Project Moses “He’s Not Staying”


Thousands Forced To Leave Ford Assembly Plant On Day Two Of Reopening

“I’m worried right now,” said employee Timothy Shy. “This is the second day, and we are already hearing about this.”
Production was temporarily halted at part of the facility and the main plant.
“Social distancing doesn’t really work,” said employee Billy Cowart.
There are changes, from the social distancing reminders outside to temperature checks and re-configured work stations inside. Ford provided a video highlighting some of the updated health changes COVID has brought along to their plants
“All these people are crowded and on top of each other,” said Michael Hopper while wearing his Ford issued face mask.
“I lost a brother to coronavirus May 6,” Hopper said.
Hopper along with others describes an experience inside the plant that doesn’t sound or look like the polished video.
“I cleaned my own workstation myself,” said Hopper. “How our jobs are set-up, if one person gets in the hole that would affect the person behind him.”
Meme Of The Day: #ObamaGate

#CostcoTison Wins The Day After Rude Customer Booted From Store

Slow. Effing. Clap. I’m signing up for a #Costco membership. That’s how you do it.
pic.twitter.com/mn5ar2b2m5 — The Brooklyn Archer, Allegedly (@elonjames) May 19, 2020
People of Twitter thank you for all of the support 🙏I was just trying to protect our employees and our members. 😘 #Tison
— Thoff82 (@Thoff821) May 19, 2020
LISTEN Y’ALL. MR. 3K HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU SHEEP. He’s not a sheep, YOU’RE A SHEEP. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/ArSiLiE1M8
— The Brooklyn Archer, Allegedly (@elonjames) May 19, 2020
I mean…9/11 happened and now TSA searches you in order to get on a plane, right? And we all understand if you don’t want to get searched you’re not getting on a plane, right? So…if you don’t want to wear a mask. You. Can’t. Go to. The store.
— Jess Harris (@JessRWVU) May 20, 2020
Can you imagine this guy in a TSA line? “I’m not taking my shoes off! It’s about control!” (gesticulates wildly at everyone) “YOU’RE ALL GODDAMN SHEEP! It’s a free country!” Let’s see how THAT flies! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VyFfEaRwHZ
— Missy the Pissed-off Patriot🇺🇸TEXT USPS to 50409 (@missykender) May 20, 2020
What’s Mr. Piehole-the-Victim Twitter handle? We know what this is really about. pic.twitter.com/vIwdPgDAnU
— TJ 🦜 (@crackersnatch) May 20, 2020
Woke up in a free country and then walked right onto private property
— Hobarticusses A Lot Lately (@Hobarticusses) May 19, 2020
Woke up in a free country, then got in his truck that he must smog, put on his seatbelt, (or be fined), obeyed traffic laws (or be fined), then refuses to wear a mask because it’s an infringement. Why are anti-maskers so scared of wearing a mask? What’s the real reason?
— DILLIGAF (@merlyn413) May 19, 2020
I might be a sheep, but at least I'm a sheep who can shop at Costco. pic.twitter.com/vQ97XNgiM7
— Crystal (@cbg_photos) May 19, 2020
News Round-Up: May 19, 2020

• The Gaily Grind: Matt Belanger, an Emmy-winning news anchor in Minneapolis, Minnesota, was viciously attacked in what police believe was a hate crime fueled by homophobia. He suffered an eye injury which could result in permanent vision damage. Vennie Jerome Williams, 39, was arrested in connection to the assault. While in police custody, authorities said Williams “made statements indicating that he assaulted [Belanger] because he perceived that [he] was homosexual.” • Politico: More vetting of Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault by former Vice President Joe Biden reveals those who have tried to help her in the past were left with an unsavory impression. A number of those who crossed paths with Reade say they remember two things: She spoke favorably about her time working for Biden, and she left them feeling duped. • The Advocate: CNN anchor Anderson Cooper, appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last Thursday, that along with his newborn son Wyatt, he considers being gay “one of the great blessings” of his life.
Study Shows Injectable PrEP Taken Every Two Months As Effective As Truvada

Fox News Guest: Epidemics Like COVID ‘Last About Five Weeks, We Have Immunity, We Don’t Have To Think About It Anymore’

A renowned epidemiologist told the “The Ingraham Angle” on Monday that a video he posted on YouTube questioning the effectiveness of widespread lockdowns amid the coronavirus pandemic was removed for violating “community standards.”
Host Laura Ingraham noted that his video was viewed nearly 1.5 million times and asked Dr. Knut Wittkowski why he thinks “there is so much pushback to your line of thinking?”
“Because I think so many people have invested so much of their ego and so they have a problem acknowledging that maybe it was a little bit too much,” he said in response. “This in itself is restricting freedom of speech,” he continued.
In the YouTube video referenced above, Wittkowski declared, “With all respiratory diseases, the only thing that stops the disease is herd immunity. About 80% of the people need to have had contact with the virus, and the majority of them won’t even have recognized that they were infected.” So, 80 percent of the U.S. would need to be exposed to the virus and POOF! it will be gone…? Umm, no. At this writing, that virus has killed 91,750 Americans. And that’s in two and a half months, which is a lot longer than ‘five weeks.’
Laura Ingraham guest says coronavirus is over, “we have immunity and we don’t have to think about it anymore” pic.twitter.com/8HsiRwQSqp
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) May 19, 2020
Video: ‘Kick Their Balls, But Don’t Touch Them’

Ahead of tennis courts reopening in parts of Long Island, Nassau County Executive Laura Curran emphasized the importance of only handling your own balls.
If you and another player are from another household, she explained during a press conference last week, you can touch each others’ balls, but players should otherwise take every precaution to avoid coming in contact with balls of unknown origin. “You can kick their balls, but you can’t touch them,” Curran said to a giggling crowd.
And we all tee-hee like 3rd graders 🙂