Parody: Randy Rainbow “A Very Stable Genius”

New Randy Rainbow! Squeeee!

This time, Randy offers his parody of “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General,” a patter song from Gilbert and Sullivan’s 1879 comic opera The Pirates of Penzance.

In Mr. Rainbow’s iteration, though, we are discussing Donald Trump being “A Very Stable Gen-i-us.”

Very clever lyrics. Watch below and Happy Monday!

Trump Blames U.S. “Stupidity” For Poor Relationship With Russia

Donald Trump (L) and President Putin of Russia (R)

Heading into his one-on-one summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump via Twitter blamed the Untied States’ “stupidity” for the poor relationship with Russia.

The Foreign Ministry of Russia actually chimed in saying, “We agree.”

News Round-Up: July 15, 2018

Some news items you might have missed:

• Spanish math teacher (can you imagine???) Manu strikes a heroic pose for his love: “”I could face and defeat the most dangerous monster just for your love.” #swoon

• A gay porn star proposed to his boyfriend after the couple had just finished shooting a scene. Who says romance is dead?

• Scottish First Minister Ncola Sturgeon, the head of government for Scotland, led Glasgow’s Pride parade Saturday, becoming the first serving prime minister or first minister in the U.K. to lead any Pride event.

• Queen Elizabeth was on her own during Donald Trump’s visit to the UK as Princes Harry and William refused to meet Donald Trump.

• Appearing on a panel with Pose co-creator Ryan Murphy in Los Angeles last Thursday, transgender writer/director Janet Mock, shared she never dreamed of directing television. “Directing was never on my list of things — I didn’t think it was a possibility.” Mock recently made history as the first trans woman of color to write and direct an episode for mainstream television.

• In an interview airing today with CBS News, Donald Trump says it never occurred to him to ask Russian President Vladimir Putin to extradite the dozen Russian officials charged with hacking Democratic emails earlier this week.

Isn’t he supposed to defend the United States???

Harry Styles: “We’re All A Little Bit Gay, Aren’t We?”

Harry Styles (photo credit: Hélène Marie Pambrun)

I love this guy.

Closing his current concert tour at The Forum in Inglewood, California, UK pop star Harry Styles stopped to read aloud a sign held up by a member of the audience.

The fan’s sign read: “I’m gay, and I love you.”

And the crowd goes wild!

Thanking the fan, handsome Harry added with a smile: “We’re all a little bit gay, aren’t we?”

Here’s the moment:

Throughout the tour, the longtime LGBTQ ally has been dedicating songs to male fans and rocking out during guitar solos with rainbow flags.

In addition to multiple super-supportive LGBTQ moments on his tour, Harry has also been selling tour t-shirts with the phrase “Treat People With Kindness” in rainbow print with all proceeds going to GLSEN, an education organization that works to ensure that LGBTQ students are able to learn and grow in a school environment free from bullying and harassment.

(h/t Boy Culture)

France Triumphs In World Cup Finals Over Croatia 4-2

France celebrates 4-2 World Cup victory over Croatia

For the second time, France won the World Cup in true championship style on Sunday ending Croatia’s dreams of a first major title with a 4-2 victory.

Donald Trump, true to form, licked Russian Vladimir Putin’s backside as he congratulated France on the victory.

Trump is crushing so hard on Putin. You can bet he’s gonna put out at the one-on-one summit with his boss, Vladimir.

First Peek At Upcoming ‘Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina’

Netflix has revealed a tease for the upcoming reboot of ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’ titled, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Netflix chose – when else? – Friday the 13th to tweet the first look at the on-screen coven.

Kiernan Shipka (Mad Men),will play half-witch ‘Sabrina Spellman’ in the new series which has been described as “tonally in the vein of Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist.”

The show’s official social media accounts posted a short video featuring Shipka along with other actors in the show addressing the viewing audience, “Hey witches, welcome to our coven.”

Robert Aguirre Sacasa, the creator of the new show as well as Riverdale, shared the first look at the show’s official art last week.

Gay Republican Calls 911 On Black Woman Using A Coupon

Log Cabin Republican president Morry Matson called 911 on a black woman in Chicago who tried to use a manufacturer's coupon
Log Cabin Republican Morry Matson

This past Friday night, a woman trying to use a manufacturer’s coupon at her local CVS drugstore found herself the target of racisim as the manager of the store called police accusing the woman of fraud.

According to The Chicago Sun-Times, while making a purchase at the CVS store on North Broadway in Chicago, Illinois, Camilla Hudson presented a manafacturer’s coupon at checkout.

But the manager of the store, identified as Morry Matson, said he’d never seen a coupon like that and proceeded to call the police.

Wait – what? The police? About a coupon?

In a video posted to Facebook by Hudson, Matson can be seen shaking as he describes Hudson as an “African-American” to the police. During the conversation Hudson assures Matson, “Tell them that I will be waiting for them to arrive.”

From Hudson’s Facebook page post:

So, THIS just happened: I had the police called on me for attempting to use a coupon @ the CVS Pharmacy located at 6150 N. Broadway in Chicago! I stopped in to make a purchase using a coupon mailed to me by the product manufacturer, as replacement for problematic/defective product. The manager on duty said that he’d never seen a coupon like the one I had and said that he thought it was fraudulent. When I asked for his name and his title/role within the store, he became agitated and rude. When I pulled out my phone to document what happened and exactly what he’d said to me (AND how he’d said it!) he turned his back and walked away from me. When I followed him and demanded that he answer my question, he ran to the back of the store and slammed a door in my face. Meanwhile, the other manager, who’d been helping me initially, came running back to tell me that I’d better leave the store immediately, because he’d called the police.

Of course, I had ZERO concerns about the police being called. Apparently, they’d hung up on him the first time he called, so he had to call them back a second time, telling the 911 dispatcher that I was harassing them (which I have on video). Three tactical unit officers arrived and, after some conversation and documenting their names, badge numbers, etc., I eventually left the store. Needless to say, this is far from over. Life in these United States. Aargh.

The Sun-Times notes that Matson is currently running for alderman in the 48th Ward of Chicago.

On his campaign website, Matson promises “increased police presence throughout Alderman Matson’s 48th Ward.”

He was a state delegate for President Donald Trump in the 2016 election and is president of the Log Cabin Republicans of Illinois, an LGBTQ conservative group.

Speaking of ‘fraud,’ the website BlockClubChicago took a look into Matson’s own history and found that in 2013 he spearheaded an effort to build a waterfront walkway. But allegations of fraud arose when it was discovered pages and pages of signatures matched Matson’s own handwriting.

Matson eventually admitted he had signed some of the signatures himself.

Hudson said in her post that there were three officers who showed up in response to Matson’s call, and she spoke with them before leaving the store. Chicago Police could not immediately respond to confirm.

CVS issued an apology to Hudson via BlockClubChicago, which read in part:

“We sincerely apologize to Ms. Hudson for her experience in one of our stores,” CVS said in a statement issued to Block Club Chicago. “Our Region Director in Chicago contacted Ms. Hudson as soon as we were made aware of this incident. CVS has begun an investigation and we will take any corrective action that is warranted to prevent it from happening again.

“CVS Pharmacy does not tolerate any practices that discriminate against any customer and we are committed to maintaining a welcoming and diverse environment in our stores,” the statement continued. “We have firm non-discrimination policies in place to help ensure that all customers are treated with respect and dignity. Profiling or any other type of discriminatory behavior is strictly prohibited.”

News Round-Up: July 14, 2018

InstaHunk Joel Green is ready to take you on a ride :)

Some news items you might have missed:

• It’s the weekend! Who wants to go for a ride with InstaHunk Joel Green?

• Scarlett Johansson has withdrawn from the upcoming film, Rub & Tug, after a backlash about the actress playing a transgender role in the movie. “I have great admiration and love for the trans community and am grateful that the conversation regarding inclusivity in Hollywood continues,” she said.

• There’s going to be a Downton Abbey movie! Squeee! According to the BBC, the “original principal cast” will begin production later this summer, the film’s producers said.

• Republican Illinois Gov. Rauner is getting flack from conservatives for having the nerve to officiate the same-sex wedding of longtime friends. #srsly

• 80s super group ABBA just finished recording their first new tracks since 1982 and says ‘it was a fantastic experience.’

• From her upcoming album, Sweetener, Ariana Grande releases the female empowered music video for “God Is A Woman”, directed by Grammy Award®-winning director Dave Meyers.

The one-and-only Madonna offers a spoken-word cameo as ‘God’ along the way.

#divine.

Netflix Says ‘Yasss’ To Season 3 Of ‘Queer Eye’

The cast of ‘Queer Eye’

Less than 24 hours after receiving 4 Emmy Award nominations for the much-lauded reboot of Queer Eye, Netflix has announced there will be a third season of the ‘make better’ reality show.

The reality show celebrated Emmy nods in the categories of Structured Reality Program, Casting, Picture Editing and Cinematography. It’s hard to believe its been 14 years since the groundbreaking series was honored with its first Emmy win for Best Reality Show.

According to Deadline, production for season three will shift from Atlanta, Georgia to begin in Kansas City, Missouri, on July 16.

All of the ‘Fab Five’ co-hosts – Antoni Porowski (Food & Wine), Bobby Berk (Interior Design), Karamo Brown (Culture), Jonathan Van Ness (Grooming) and Tan France (Fashion) – will be back to help more heroes be their best selves.

The new season is scheduled for 2019, but you can watch all of season 1 and 2 now on Netflix.