
I remember my straight days well. Then one Saturday afternoon a friend said, let’s go to drag time story hour. I didn’t know better. They served all us kids budlight and it was bam, instantly gay.
— 1averageguy (@1averageguy1) April 14, 2023
I once drank both a bud and a whiskey & coke – one in each hand at the same time & BAM! Bisexual af.
whoopsiedaisies!♀️ — TheVampireLestat13️ (@Psychomommy13) April 14, 2023
lol mandles I tried Bud at 14 next thing I know Im trying on my sisters angora sweaters
— ← (@LCLiberal) April 17, 2023
I did wrestling, baseball, volleyball, tennis, golf, softball, and Civil Air Patrol drill squad when I was younger. Then I had one sip of Bud Light at the age of 14 and BOOM! 100% homosexual!!#GayNow #ThanksBudLight
— Jeremy Slagle (he/him) (@Jhsbassman) April 14, 2023
Growing up, I was completely normal. Until one day, in junior high, I tried a sip of bud light. I didn’t like the taste, but from that moment, I changed. I was more interested in the tight pants of the players than the scores of the games. #Gaynow
Also, Thanks, Obama. — BanthamBC (@BanthamBc) April 14, 2023
Bought some #BudLight last week from my LGBTQ welcoming @TheBeerStoreON here in Canada. Instant gay. I was gay before, of course, just extra gay now. Lol. pic.twitter.com/XhJQNwlY9Z
— GL2814 (@Basingse88) April 14, 2023
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