Some news stories for you as we head into the weekend:
• The Advocate: Transportation Sec. Sean Duffy’s MAGA son-in-law Michael Alfonso won the Republican primary in Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District. The internet has questions about his extremely well-groomed eyebrows. All he needs is JD Vance’s eyeliner to complete the look.
• Pink News: Caitlyn Jenner has praised two former NBA players who mockingly declared themselves eligible for the WNBA by claiming to identify as women. #smh
• OUT: Openly gay reality competition star Tyler Duckworth has died, his family confirmed on social media. He was 44. Duckworth first appeared on reality TV in MTV’s The Real World: Key West (2006). He went on to compete on four seasons of The Challenge, two of which he won, and two spin-off shows.
The Challenge winner passed away in his home in North Dakota. https://t.co/QyTw82SDXO
— Out Magazine (@outmagazine) August 14, 2026
• CBS News: Donald Trump announced today that he’s going to declare the Strait of Hormuz a territory of the United States after he “finishes” defeating Iran. He also repeated the phrase “young, beautiful girls” three times in a row, which was creepy AF.
Trump says that after Iran is defeated he’s going to declare the Strait of Hormuz a territory of the United States pic.twitter.com/zmZsqtY3VS
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 14, 2026
Epstein’s best friend says what? pic.twitter.com/ixKeV69hkj
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 14, 2026
• The Daily Beast: Trump is reportedly still butt-hurt over his break-up with former trillionaire Elon Musk.
• Entertainment Weekly: The upcoming season of The Traitors will feature everyday Americans instead of the reality TV personalities of past seasons. The Traitors: New Blood will premiere on September 17 on NBC. Hit the link to meet the cast.
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