Parody: “The Lonely Dotard”

As we all giggle at North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un’s “dotard” insult hurled at Donald Trump, a bit of levity from my friend, Kevin Chamberlin:

“The Lonely Dotard”
-sung to the tune of “The Lonely Goatherd” from Sound of Music. (With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein)
High on a hill was a lonely dotard
Lady-o Melania was with him too
Loud was the voice of the lonely dotard
Build a wall and never let ’em through
Folks in a land that was quite remote heard
Kim Jung Un we will destroy you
Lusty and clear from the dotard’s throat heard
Grab ’em by the pussy’s what you do!
O ho Time to impeach him
O ho Better do it quick
O ho How can we reach him
This guy’s a royal prick

Kim Jong-Un Calls Donald Trump “Mentally Deranged”

After Donald Trump’s address to the United Nations on Tuesday where he referred to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as “Rocketman” and promised to “totally destroy” North Korea, Kim issued a statement saying Trump is “deranged” and would “pay dearly” for his comments.

These are two infantile school children fighting on a grown up playground.

From the New York Times:

Responding directly for the first time to President Trump’s threat at the United Nations to destroy nuclear-armed North Korea, its leader called Mr. Trump a “mentally deranged U.S. dotard” on Friday and vowed the “highest level of hard-line countermeasure in history.”

The rejoinder by the leader, Kim Jong-un, who is about half as old as Mr. Trump, 71, added to the lexicon of Mr. Kim’s choice of insults in the escalating bombast between the two.

“A frightened dog barks louder,” Mr. Kim said in a statement, referring to Mr. Trump’s speech at the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday in which he vowed to annihilate North Korea if the United States were forced to defend itself or its allies against it.

“He is surely a rogue and a gangster fond of playing with fire, rather than a politician,” Mr. Kim said.

“Action is the best option in treating the dotard who, hard of hearing, is uttering only what he wants to say,” he added. “I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U. S. dotard with fire.”

Trump, who never let an attack go without a reply, shared this on Twitter:

Trump Rants On “Russia Hoax” & “Crooked Hillary”

It’s Friday morning, so it must be time for a Trump Twitter rant.

Today it’s a renewed screed about “Crooked Hillary” and the “Russia hoax:”

The Russia hoax continues, now it’s ads on Facebook. What about the totally biased and dishonest Media coverage in favor of Crooked Hillary?

The greatest influence over our election was the Fake News Media “screaming” for Crooked Hillary Clinton. Next, she was a bad candidate!

Why be so consumed about a race he won? It must really bug him Hillary’s book is a huge bestseller.

And then a couple of “ego tweets” for good measure – one, stroking himself for Alabama Senate hopeful Luther Strange improving in the polls thanks to him, and another, a retweet indicating he’s the “most Tweeted about world leader.”

He’s the “most tweeted about” because so many people are appalled at his behavior.

Donald Trump To United Nations: “We Will Totally Destroy North Korea”

During his first address to the United Nations General Assembly this morning, Donald Trump warned Kim Jong Un of North Korea (who Trump has now nicknamed “Rocket Man”) that the United States will “totally destroy North Korea” should the rogue nation continues to threaten the U.S.

From the Washington Post:

The president warned of growing threats from North Korea and Iran, and he said, “The scourge of our planet is a group of rogue regimes.”

He praised the U.N. for enacting economic sanctions on Pyongyang over its nuclear and ballistic missile tests. But he emphasized that if Kim Jong Un’s regime continued to threaten the United States and to destabilize East Asia, his administration would be prepared to defend the country and its allies.

“We will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea,” Trump said, before calling Kim by a nickname he gave the dictator on Twitter over the weekend. “Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself.”

Please note that this is the president of the United States using a childish nickname to discuss avoiding a nuclear war with world leaders.

Trump also called the UN-backed Iran nuclear deal “one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into.”

Trump Lawyer Overheard Discussing White House Infighting During D.C. Lunch

The New York Times is reporting there is disagreement among Donald Trump’s lawyers on how to handle turning over documents to Special Counsel Robert Mueller who is investigating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential campaign.

White House counsel Donald McGahn is in favor of a more measured, cautious manner in terms of turning over documents, but Ty Cobb, an outside lawyer brought in to handle the White House response to the investigation, supports turning over every email and document Mueller requests (which is what they are supposed to do anyway, no?).

Making matters more complicated, Cobb was recently overheard talking about strategy and inhouse intrigue during a lunch at a popular D.C. steakhouse.

With a reporter from the New York Times sitting at the next table, no less.

The friction escalated in recent days after Mr. Cobb was overheard by a reporter for The New York Times discussing the dispute during a lunchtime conversation at a popular Washington steakhouse. Mr. Cobb was heard talking about a White House lawyer he deemed “a McGahn spy” and saying Mr. McGahn had “a couple documents locked in a safe” that he seemed to suggest he wanted access to. He also mentioned a colleague whom he blamed for “some of these earlier leaks,” and who he said “tried to push Jared out,” meaning Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, who has been a previous source of dispute for the legal team.

The Times goes on to say that White House Chief of Staff John Kelly “sharply reprimanded Mr. Cobb for his indiscretion.”

Even in entertainment, I learned long ago from my publicist superstar husband to always assume someone can hear you in public.

#amateurhour

GOP Rep. Chris Collins On Trump Tweets: “He’s Just A Fun Guy”

Appearing on CNN this morning, GOP Rep. Chris Collins defended Donald Trump’s over the top tweets and retweets including the infamous “golf ball hitting Hillary Clinton” meme.

“The president does have a sense of humor,” said Collins. “He’s just a fun guy.”

Uh huh. That’s it. Fun.

I call it “not befitting the office of the presidency.”

Watch below.

Trump Retweets GIF Of Him Hitting Hillary With Golf Ball

Donald Trump went on another of his infamous Twitter screeds Sunday morning including retweeting a gif spliced together that appeared to show him hitting Hillary Clinton in the back with a golf ball.

The original tweeter is a user whose handle is @Fuctupmind and his bio is full of pro-Trump and anti-Hillary hashtags.

“Donald Trump’s amazing golf swing #CrookedHillary,” the user wrote in the caption.

Trump’s retweet sent the Twitterverse into overdrive. Clearly, the retweet was red meat for his base, and the classlessness of the move infuriated his detractors.

The former director of the independent Office of Government Ethics, Walter Shaub Jr., who resigned in July after clashes with the president tweeted, “The man is unfit.”

Trump also took time to mock North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, as “Rocketman:”

Plus a few retweets of memes that were flattering to him in an effort to stroke his ego:

Just another crazy morning in Trump Town.

California Legislature Passes Bill Requiring Presidential Candidates To Release Tax Returns

If other states follow suit, this could throw a wrench in Donald Trump’s bid for reelection.

The California State Assembly has passed the Presidential Tax Transparency and Accountability Act, by a vote of 42-18, requiring all presidential candidates to release 5 years of tax returns in order to be on the ballot.

The tax returns would be made available to the public on the California Secretary of State’s website.

The bill now heads to the state Senate before landing on the governor’s desk to be signed into law.

As we all know, Donald Trump became the first presidential candidates since the 1970s to not release his tax returns.

Although he told the American people over and over again that he couldn’t because he was “under audit,” the IRS has said audits do not prevent people from making their tax information public.

Can you imagine if he tries to say his taxes are still “under audit” in three years?

Ann Coulter Is REALLY Disappointed In Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s recent statements saying he’s working with Democratic leaders Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi on developing legislation that would enshrine the DACA program into law are not sitting well with ex-Trumpster Ann Coulter.

Tweet Of The Day: Hillary Clinton

With Hillary Clinton all over the media promoting her new best-selling memoir What Happened, it was just a matter of time until the Tweeter in Chief, Donald Trump, chimed in about the book.

And right on cue, there he was last night tweeting, “Crooked Hillary Clinton blames everybody (and every thing) but herself for her election loss. She lost the debates and lost her direction!”

But Hillary was ready for the troll and slapped back offering to send him another book she wrote, It Takes A Village: “If you didn’t like that book, try this one — some good lessons in here about working together to solve problems. Happy to send a copy.”

#FTW!

As predicted, What Happened has hit number one on several best-seller lists including Amazon 🙂