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Funny: How Different Couples Cope With Quarantine Sex Lives

L-R Kevin McDonald, Michael Henry, Gina Brown, Shiah Luna
Funny wise guy Michael Henry offers this take on how differently queer couples might cope with their quarantine sex lives. Taking a walk through the gayborhood with boyfriend Steve (played by woofy Kevin McDonald), the duo encounter oh-so-in-love lesbian couple Gina Brown and Shiah Luna. The properly ‘social-distanced’ conversation quickly reveals differences in the way the couples are handling sexual tensions. While the boys are “hanging in there eating a lot of jelly beans and pizza” and catching up on their binge-watching, it seems the girls don’t watch TV choosing instead to “connect with each other one on one” and baking bread. Henry shifts directly to sex complaining that his boo won’t bonk him: “We’ve been together for five years, living together for three and all I get is one handjob a week.” “What day?” “Wednesday.” Shiah and Gina, however, announce they have sex three times a day, taking turns focusing on each other. As the ladies share their homebound bliss, Henry complains that even with an open relationship he doesn’t get to see what Steve does on Chat Roulette. “I. Need. Privacy!” says Steve. “SHOW ME THE ROULETTE!” Truly a tale of two divergent sex lives during isolation.

By the way, in case you notice the physical proximity of the women, Henry shares as an FYI:

“Gina and Shiah are actual lovers that live together, which why they’re physically close together. Kevin and I are not lovers and don’t live together which is why we kept our distance. Xoxo. Thank you for watching and I hope you’re able to have a laugh! Please stay safe and sound friends!”

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Funny: Michael Henry Explores How We’re Using Our Quarantine Time

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The latest from funnyman Michael Henry posits a truly relatable aspect of the current coronavirus/stay-at-home situation: Evolve or devolve? In “My Quarantine Routine,” our hero gives us both sides of his inner self here – jogging, self-improving Michael Henry versus cyber sexing, wine guzzling, bean eating Michael Henry. Michael Henry #1: “Oh, it’s been amazing. I’ve taken this time to really meditate, center myself, to take stock of my life.” Michael Henry #2: “I slept until 2pm and then I sat by the window thinking about something dumb I said in a conversation five years ago.” MH #1: “I’ve been pressing my own juice.” MH #2: “I threw my back out sleeping.” I won’t give too much away, but I totally feel both sides of this equation.

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Colton Haynes Is The Daddy We Always Knew He’d Be

Colton Haynes shares in a new YouTube video that he’s finally a daddy! Ok, not that kind of ‘daddy,’ and it’s complicated… It seems the time had finally come for Colton to bring a cat into his life: “Hey y’all…meet my son…Timothee Chalameow!” But our hero may have had unrealistic expectations about cuddling and playing with Timothee right off the bat. Cut to Colton trying to coax his new buddy out from under the furniture. “This is my life now, folks – trying to win the affection of a cat,” muses Colton as Timothee stares from the relative safety under the couch. “I’m so excited! I was born to be a cat dad.” “Come here,…come cuddle with me,” pleads Colton to an aloof Timothee. “I just want your love and affection.”

L-R Colton Haynes, Timothee Chalameow
Colton swears to the camera that Timothee cuddles with him, but the new cat of the house doesn’t seem as drawn to the camera as his cat dad. Is it possible Colton had a dog in mind and got confused? And then, there’s the inevitable ‘incident.’ “Man, this whole fairy tale of getting a cat…Whoo! Not all it’s cracked up to be,” Colton shares. Apparently, there was a knock at the door, a deliveryman and a freak out involved, although Colton does see a silver lining of sorts. Showing off his new scar, Colton shares that Timothee did attack him, but in a ‘super chic way.’  “It looks like a sexy vampire bite, so now I have that.” I don’t want to give away the whole story, but all in all, it’s a pretty cute diversion from the outside world. Hit the play button below to see if/how/when Colton and Timothee ever find common ground.

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Video: Colton Haynes Attempts DIY Haircut

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Colton Haynes (The Flash, Teen Wolf) returns to YouTube for the first time in four years to offer this light-hearted, “mild entertainment” as he bravely gives himself a haircut with basically no experience to rely on. Continue reading “Video: Colton Haynes Attempts DIY Haircut”

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Funny: 16-Year-Old Offers Clever Coronavirus Parody “I Dreamed A Dream”

Nick and his mom before the quarantine
Well, give it up for 16-year-old Nick offering this clever coronavirus parody of “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Miserables. Apparently this was recorded before the quarantine kicked in where Nick and his mom live. Props to mom for the straight face throughout.

(h/t Boy Culture)

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TikTok: Gay Quarantine Experience Captured In 10-Seconds

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This 10-second TikTok pretty much encapsulates the gay quarantine experience. From baking, cleaning, gardening, grooming, decorating and working out, this touches on just about everything that’s been happening here at basecamp Randy Report. Find more of Darren & Michael on TikTok here.

@darrenandmichaelWeekend plans? ##gay ##gaycouple ##lgbt ♬ original sound – harrisontrains

(h/t Pink News)

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Funny: Michael Henry Goes After ‘Masc4Masc’ Dating Trope

L-R Michael Henry, Adrian Anchondo, Lyle Colby Mackston
YouTuber and queer culture guru Michael Henry goes after the “masc 4 masc” dynamic on dating apps in his latest video by proudly declaring he’s “fem4fem.” Hanging out with his friends on the bleachers – as gay men are inclined to do – Henry snatches Adrian Anchondo’s phone out of his hand when he hears the familiar sound of a Scruff alert. Reading Anchondo’s profile he sees, “No Fems no flakes. If you don’t work out than we won’t work out.” Lyle Colby Mackston asks “who’s that?” upon seeing the username “Masc4Masc4Now.” “That’s me,” replies Anchondo. In unison, Henry and Mackston: “You?” “I just like guys’ guys. You know, guys that work out and go to the gym like me,” says Anchondo. “It’s just a preference.” Related: Michael Henry Challenges “Masc/Fem” Gay Couple Stereotypes Without pause, Henry announces, “Well, I’m ‘fem4fem.’” As Anchondo laughs, Henry and Mackston launch into a dialogue about the kind of men THEY prefer. “You don’t have to be sexually attracted to a fem guy, but to explicitly say ‘no fems’ and ‘masc4masc only’ in your profile is kind of a douche move,” says Mackston before adding, “I love a fem top.” Henry chimes in, “I will only bottom for a bottom.” After listing several “masc” tropes like guys who wear “basic black tank tops and ball caps,” or deepen their voices, Henry shares his preference for “fem” guys comes from feeling he can be his authentic self with them. In true Michael Henry form, the short video not only exposes but explores yet another stigma the LGBTQ community inflicts upon itself. Hit play below and then tells us your thoughts in the comment section.