Edward Jacob Lang (aka Jake Lang) was arrested for his part (including assaulting police officers) in the deadly January 6 invasion of the U.S. Capitol building ten days after the riots. He recently took to X (formerly Twitter) to complain about his accommodations. The Twitterverse had little sympathy. #FAFO He was charged on several counts including Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Officers Using a Dangerous Weapon; Obstruction of an Official Proceeding; Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; and more. Related: Porn Performer Sgt. Miles Charged With Assaulting Police At Jan 6 Riots His trial has been delayed numerous times because he keeps asking for extensions and appealing every decision of the court, which he’s allowed to do, but don’t complain when you’re part of the reason you’re still sitting in jail. https://twitter.com/JakeLangJ6/status/1763375856288739488 From his X account:
“After a cruel and unusual merry-go-round, I have finally landed in a GANG INFESTED federal prison – Brooklyn,NY!! The guards here regularly throw up gang signs and sit back idly by as inmates are STABBED with prison shanks and EXTORTED!! Drug overdoses and deaths are common place in Brooklyn Federal Prison.
“It’s been 10 days since I have had ANY contact with the outside world. The corrupt Joe Biden DOJ/BOP have rejected my lawyers repeated attempts to have a legal call with me and even turned my father away when he came to visit me at Lewisburg Maximum security Penitentiary (where I was being held for over a week!)
“All my trial preparations have been destroyed and I no longer have my video discovery hard drive! THIS IS TRIAL INTERFERENCE BY THE BIDEN REGIME AGAINST THE JANUARY 6 POLITICAL PRISONERS!!!
“By Gods grace we’ll make it through this storm as well. Thank you everyone who has been calling and holding our Marxist Public Officials accountable! I’m ALIVE and we’re ready to get back to WORK!!”
Jake Lang is accused of assaulting and beating police officers. He is not a political prisoner and does not deserve our sympathy. He is an accused criminal who assaulted police. He is a snowflake who doesn’t like the consequences of his actions. Too bad. Do you support others who…
— Barry Markson (@BarryMarkson1) March 1, 2024
Because he keeps asking for extensions and appealing every decision of the court. He’s allowed to do that, but you can’t complain about the delay when he’s the one causing the delay.
— Barry Markson (@BarryMarkson1) March 1, 2024
I am having buffalo steak and eggs for breakfast with some sourdough toast. I hope it really sucks there and you start understanding the damage YOU did.
— Eugene (@Democracy1stE) March 1, 2024
Sounds awful. I’m having a big breakfast of Eggs Benedict with a side of bacon, freshly squeezed orange juice and an expresso with my friend Nicole because I don’t beat police officers.
— _ (@SundaeDivine) March 1, 2024
Isn’t this one of those “don’t commit the crime if you can’t handle the time” scenarios you always tell minorities?
— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) March 1, 2024
I’m reading this tweet in an enclosed bathroom with a completely private toilet because I didn’t participate in an insurrection like a petulant child because my cult leader lost an election.
— SnarkTank (@TheSnarkTank99) March 1, 2024
I’ll be going to work today. I will have lunch at Chilis. I will come home to my family and then go out to dinner tonight. Why? Because I simply forgot to overthrow the government. Sad.
— Jeffy Covfefe’ (@Docziggy) March 1, 2024
So… how did you write this post? I don’t believe you about any of it OTHER than the fact our jails are really rough places thanks to Republicans. Wait, you are pretrial? you cant be in a federal penitentiary that’s not how it works.
— William Hamill (@williamhbhamill) March 1, 2024
HAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!! You really are facing the music!! Don’t try to overthrow the government next time, son!
— MisAmigosGotArrested (@giraffea417) March 1, 2024
Hmmmm…who knew attempting to overthrown the legitimate government would have unpleasant consequences??
— Allen Butler (@ButlerStuff) March 1, 2024
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