InstaHunk Round-Up: Weekend Edition

Checking in on Bruno Baba and more InstaHunks this week

Checking in on Bruno Baba and more InstaHunks this week
(screen capture via Baba_Bruno)
Checking in with some of my favorite InstaHunks this week… First up, Bruno Baba took our breath away remembering one of his favorite songs: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CRZktqJBoBt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Max Emerson played with his ball in The Woods: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRWaPdMlDJy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Garrett Magee enjoyed a summer shower in the pool: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRRuzxmJvkz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Doctor of Dental Medicine Curtis Fitzgerald found some magic at the bottom of a waterfall: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRanFa9giG-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Personal coach Carson Tueller shared some thoughts (and a selfie) on his relationship with his body: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRZxbGiJgAS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Fabrício Ternes began a new love story with his new beagle, Boris: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRXctE9sv8-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Ruben Rod and Alex Tikas sent greetings from a ‘naughty-cal’ themed party during Bear Week in Provincetown, Massachusetts. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRWeaVjNsVc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link HawaiiMuscleBear couldn’t resist his New York City hotel room mirror. Ace, Ace, baby… https://www.instagram.com/p/CRZR2ZwNHF_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Jason Carter tuned out the noise: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ9FXN5JZn3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Fashion designer Daniel Sheehan tried on some new shirts: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRQDSR-BYFS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Colin O’Leary was COMMITTED to his “Vogue” tribute (catch that fan, Colin!) https://www.instagram.com/reel/CRZ9uxSBAeM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Wes Dupee got down and dirty encouraging young things to grow: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRcVZ57FObh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

InstaHunk Round-Up: Weekend Edition

Max Emerson heads to Fire Island

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRIQWhnskOY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Checking in on some of my favorite InstaHunks… First up, Joe Manganiello (above) wished his adorbs doggo Bubbles happy birthday. Bremen Menelli showed off some pretty mad soccer skills – hit the play button: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CRH1w5RBFCf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Comedian Raneir Pollard served up bombastic red, white and blue birthday wishes to the U.S. of A. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ9ZE04Bpp9/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Daniel Newman and Nick Topel had a rainbow bowling kind of Miami experience: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRI9GYAlxsx/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Joel Green is getting all fancy with his elevator selfies: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CRMM9rpltax/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Shea Scott got his workout in before the heat arrived: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ_oLybN6oe/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Las Vegas-based model Chaun Williams found his own way to beat the heat: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRHRM1qMqwB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Moe Bear swears he’s wearing pants: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQbksPFtaSn/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link HawaiiMuscleBear is heading to Fire Island: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRHFv8DtA2z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link And look at that – Max Emerson has his own special ferry to Fire Island: https://www.instagram.com/p/CREkE6IlSkE/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Bonus Max: The things you find on Fire Island… https://www.instagram.com/p/CRMv44rliKC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Yeti had an endorphin rush: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRH0fm5M_X7/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Bruno Baba polled his followers on his current situation: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRKNhMXh42o/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Artist Okkar Min Maung headed to dreamland: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRF-BJEMyJV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link And how about one more from dog daddy Joe Manganiello and Bubbles (who clearly has the best seat in the house): https://www.instagram.com/p/CRHB8e3subI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Does This ‘Bad Boy’ Have The Best ‘Package’ Deal He Can Get?

Drew Canan in 'Bad Actor Boy'
Drew Canan in ‘Bad Actor Boy’ (screen capture)

In the latest episode of the Bad Boy web series, screenwriter Scott (played by series creator Artie O’Daly) finds himself sitting in his agent’s office excited by the good news that someone wants to make his movie.

Except…it’s not the awesome prison drama he’s so proud of but another about ‘bad boy’ Jim (Drew Canan) – “a stripper criminal who’s basically a horny puppy who somehow became a human?”

Sounds like a blockbuster – ruff!

Potential producer Vanessa shows up for the meeting and while she’s interested in the script, she stresses the importance of the best possible package deal.

Cue Jim and his tear-away pants putting his “best possible package” right up front.

Much to Scott’s chagrin, part of that “package” involves casting Jim as himself in the film which results in exploring the beefy bad boy’s acting skills. Or lack thereof.

But as Scott may have to go with the flow after his former agent messages him to say a crazy man is threatening to murder Scott if he pursues getting his prison script produced.

Meanwhile, our hero’s new agent Jamila is angling for any script to get optioned as she’s got some Lexus payments that are in arrears.

Along the way horny assistant agent Roderick pops in and out to provide updates on his stalking dating plans with absent bad boy BJ.

Make sense? Nope. But that’s the fun of it all. Everyone except Scott is all into their own visceral wants and needs which pretty much says it all in this Hollywood allegory.

Hit the play button and see who you end up rooting for.

And stick around for the clever end credit graphics by Charlie Branigan which tell the tale of each character’s world view.

You can find my previous coverage of the ‘Bad Boy’ web series here.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQEdA5UBIvC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Chris Meloni On His Swag: ‘Sure, I’m A Zaddy’

'Law & Order' star Chris Meloni
'Law & Order' star Chris Meloni
‘Law & Order’ star Chris Meloni (image via Instagram)

Former Law & Order: SVU star Chris Meloni (now in his own franchise spin-off Law & Order: Organized Crime) has long been on our radar not only for his obvious ‘daddydom’ but that bootylicious backside.

And the fun part of it all is Meloni (and his wicked sense of humor) is totally down with us noticing those marvelous melons.

In a new feature with Interview Magazine, Meloni addresses several topics head-on including how those gonzo glutes came to be.

“This is what has happened,” says Meloni. “I’ve been blessed with glutes that have an attractive shape. But I have a trainer, and we’re going through bodybuilding phases, and where everyone kind of caught me was that I’d been preparing for one year in a very high-intensity weight training program that actually focused on legs.”

Our man Meloni added, “So I guess you could argue that the glute-peeping public are now reaping the benefits of all that hard work.”

Yes. Definitely count us as the ‘gluten-peeping public’ and we publicly applaud the hard work. And Meloni’s sassy Twitter responses are the icing on those ‘cakes.’

Interview also queries our hero on if he really is the ‘zaddy’ we see him to be. (The Urban Dictionary defines zaddy as a “handsome, fashionable, sexy man with swag.”

True to form, Meloni is straight-up on the label: “I’ve been called that a lot, and who am I to argue with it? Sure, I’m a zaddy.”

#swag

Interview also features Meloni in a retro-style photoshoot capturing some tongue-in-cheek workout pics while he addresses other topics like his ‘favorite tool in the house’ and more.

While we’re here, for a little #FBF action, let’s peruse just a bit of Meloni’s social media where he puts some of that swag on display. #BestButtInPrimeTime

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw2I7awlRWQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CCwFGKeAAkh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Channing Tatum’s Naked Selfie “I’m Flexing So Hard I Got A Cramp”

Channing Tatum on the red carpet
Channing Tatum's naked selfie
Magic Mike star Channing Tatum (photo: Depositphotos)

Channing Tatum’s naked selfie posted in his Instagram stories totally wins Hump Day.

Tatum snapped the totally Hump Day-worthy pic before heading out to the set of his upcoming film, The Lost City of D, co-starring Sandra Bullock and Daniel Radcliffe.

No, we don’t know what the ‘D’ stands for…yet.

The selfie was accompanied with the message, “You know when you in the make-up trailer as*hole naked holding a towel over your junk you about to do some shit on set that you gonna have to prepare ya mama for before she see the movie.”

In a side note, the actor added, “And yes I’m flexing so hard I got a cramp.”

Channing Tatum's naked selfie
Channing Tatum (image via Instagram)

In a May 6 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Tatum admitted the pandemic had led his famously-fit physique astray a bit as he gained what he described as his “college ten.”

“For the first week or two weeks,” he said, “I definitely was just drinking beers and riding dirt bikes and I was like, ‘I can’t do this for two months – this is bad.’”

But then he shook it off and got back to daily training with a buddy sharing, “It was great – I came out a completely new person.”

Not only did Tatum come roaring back physically, but creatively as well.

The 41-year-old recently hit #1 on the New York Times Best Sellers list for the children’s book he wrote for his daughter, Evie, titled “The One and Only Sparkella.”

“Say what?!?! #1 on the #NewYorkTimes #Bestseller list!! I’m literally speechless right now!!! Ten year old me would never believe this.”

Here’s his celebratory post about hitting the top of the chart, plus a few more posts from his Instagram proving he knows how to make the ‘magic’ last.

Channing Tatum’s naked selfie makes my Hump Day all the better. https://www.instagram.com/p/COywk23Fd1W/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CNgB3halb4X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CPOgU4shqcd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Take The Plunge: Zac Efron & Brother Dylan Bungee Jump Shirtless

Zac Efron and brother Dylan bungee jump shirtless in Australia
Zac Efron and brother Dylan share their shirtless bungee jump in Australia
Zac Efron and brother Dylan share their shirtless bungee jump (screen captures)

The idea of bungee jumping has always seemed like both a supreme adrenaline rush and scary AF at the same time.

But what if taking that ride meant being in the middle of an Efron brothers sandwich?

Where do I sign up?

Zac Efron and equally hunky bro Dylan, currently down under in Australia, shared a couple of GoPro videos capturing their shirtless duo BJ (bungee jump) for Brothers Day, and its definitely worth the watching.

You may ask, “Why are they shirtless?” Answer: who cares?

As actress Jessica Alba says in the comments, “So many abs – so little time…” https://www.instagram.com/p/CPRBh9CJxb4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CPRFA5kB4cN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Hump Day Brain Break: ‘John Smith Fitness’

Tom Berklund in 'John Smith Fitness'
Tom Berklund in 'John Smith Fitness'
Tom Berklund in parody video ‘John Smith Fitness’ (screen capture)

Sometimes, when I need a mid-day brain break, I fire up Instagram for a few minutes to scroll past some InstaHunks for a momentary man-candy distraction.

You know the accounts: woofy workout guys paired with some casual commentary of aspirational uplift. And yes, positivity is a good thing in these wild and crazy times. But, I can admit – every now and then – some of the motivational messaging can seem a bit by-the-book. Still pretty but perhaps a bit ponderous.

A trio of funny guys collaborated on a short video that takes a playful poke at those accounts complete with faux ‘inspirational’ messaging.

“Two roads diverged in a wood…one of them goes to the gym.” “Just recite my wisdoms, and the muscles will follow.” In the clip, New York City actor Tom Berklund plays ‘John Smith’ of John Smith Fitness, who’s ready to pump you up.

Tom Berklund in 'John Smith Fitness'
“This isn’t a scam – I’m not selling sex, I’m selling motivation. So buy my motivation today.”

“I’ll start your program easy with a daily running regimen of only six miles a day,” says our hunky fitness guru. “Just a little jog to get the blood pumping.”

“Because at John Smith Fitness, it’s inside that counts – because inside the skin is muscle. So, muscles are the insides we’re talking about here.”

The comic short was conceived and directed by Eric Blume, a former writer/director at Comedy Central who’s created tons of commercials and narrative projects.

New York City actor and writer David Morton (Upright Citizens Brigade) penned the script, and the buff Berklund is an experienced Broadway actor (Gary: A Sequel to Titus Andronicus, The Addams Family).

The creative team offers a cheeky disclaimer that “one of the three of them went to the gym extensively to make this little project happen.” Wonder which one…?

Hit the play button for a bit of Hump Day distraction. Warning: some slightly NSFW content.

InstaHunk Round-Up: Weekend Edition

Dan Tai pauses to pose with a pachyderm

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNfmUxXFpwO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Checking in on my favorite hunks of Instagram this fine Sunday. First up, fitness model Dan Tai (above) paused to pose with a pachyderm. Grey’s Anatomy star Alex Landi knows how to find his light: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNso6irhoYv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Fitness guru and doctor of dental medicine Curtis Fitzgerald paused in a pensive moment: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNyovtyAGSx/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Cheyenne Jackson grew a beard for work reasons. His hubby likes but his kiddos say it’s scratchy. #wildandwooly https://www.instagram.com/p/CNikOegD-H7/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link SportsBubbleButt had soccer (and other things) on their mind: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNtAIauHQqf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Olympic diver Tom Daley did a sassy photoshoot for Man About Town Magazine: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNk-WAKH3K0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Actor and singer Jim Newman has decided he’s going to nap with his boo until the end of the pandemic. “Hey Siri, set an alarm for…” https://www.instagram.com/p/CNz-qdgF6Vv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Joel Green ignored the sand and soaked up the sun in Spain: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNs7p4krg3w/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Marketing and communications specialist Raynald Rabindra Soeharto wants to “stay weird, be unique.” https://www.instagram.com/p/CNy1tWMrebN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Bremen Menelli ran up a hill in North Carolina and shared the “view.” https://www.instagram.com/p/CNzqorahgUH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Max Emerson is on Day 6 of his Canadian quarantine in Montreal: https://www.instagram.com/p/CN0JVhgF5tZ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Gustavo Spolini captured the magic of a New York City sunset. #coolpic https://www.instagram.com/p/CNvfK24DVch/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link