Casey the schnauzer passes out when reunited with owner

For two years, Casey the schnauzer missed her owner who was living and working in Slovenia.

When the family came back to Pennsylvania for a wedding, Casey could’t stop squealing.

Until, that is, she passed out from the excitement.

Don’t worry – Casey was checked out by the vet and all is well.

The video has over 19 million views in four days.

(h/t Towleroad)

Teenage girl “over-shares” about Ryan Gosling while on anesthesia

Ah, the glories of anesthesia. You never know how it’s going to affect some folks.

This teenage girl underwent surgery to remove her wisdom teeth, and under the pain-numbing anesthesia, shared with her mom (and her “hot doctor”) that she really wanted to have sex with Ryan Gosling.

“I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling,” she whispered to her mother.  Over-sharing just a tad more,  she informed the room that she “wants to fuck white dick.”

Among other items that slipped out of her slightly woozy brain?

“I just want to be a Kardashian.”

“Is this what marijuana feels like? Cause I don’t like it.”

#Bless #ProbablyHatesTheInternetRightNow

Viral video of the day: Girl Voice

Featured on Reddit’s front page, this video received more than 4,000 upvotes in just 15 hours. Over 2.4 million views on YouTube.

Aspiring actor Matt Bittner tells Yahoo his lifelong dream is to do cartoon voiceover work. During college he played a girl in an all-male cast, and the character behind “girl voice” was born.

i love when 25 seconds of “something” can capture the attention of the Interwebs…

Video: Ring Man

For the aerialist without a cable winch. This should be a Cirque du Soleil act somewhere…

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iPhone music video: “All By Myself” by Richard Dunn

Richard Dunn recently found himself at Las Vegas’ McCarran Airport with an overnight layover.

He could have taken the time to head ten minutes west of the airport to the fabulous Las Vegas Strip where the party runs all night long.

Instead he used his iPhone to create this music video set to Celine Dion’s “All By Myself.”

Using the moving walkways and different locations, he set about to humorously depict the solitude of his evening 🙂

3.8 million views in four days.

Funny: Comedian Christina Bianco channels Idina, Celine, Britney and more in her rendition of “Let It Go”

Singer/comedian Christina Bianco

Comedian Christina Bianco has a viral hit on her hands with her uber-funny rendition of “Let It Go” from this year’s animated hit Frozen.

With over 1.2 million views in a week, she’s attracted a lot of attention for her split second impersonations of Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Adele and more – all in one performance of the break-out song from the film.

Take a look. She strikes a chord with Idina, but really kicks into gear with her Celine.

(h/t Towleroad)

Viral videos of 2013: Indiana bigot Diana Medley meets Billy Madison

Huffington Post Gay Voices has assembled a great list of viral videos of 2013 that related to the LGBT community.

Randy Report readers will remember many of them featured here.

I had to post this one again for it’s seemless editing and creativity in commenting on the Indiana Special Ed teacher Diana Medley, who back in February made headlines for her anti-gay statements. The video makes use of footage from the 1995 movie “Billy Madison,” and the famous line “everyone is now dumber.”  How appropos for Ms. Medley’s idiotic comments.

Head over to HuffPost Gay Voices for more 2013 fun.

Youtube Rewind: What does 2013 say?

DJ Earworm, remixer extraordinaire of pop music/culture/all things viral, gives us this mash-up look back at the year that was 2013.

Many of the viral videos referenced have been posted on The Randy Report. How many do you recognize? Check the end of the video for the “starring” moments.

Four million views in less than a day, thank you very much.

MUSIC
Music remixed by DJ Earworm: http://youtube.com/djearworm
The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) by Ylvis: http://goo.gl/Z2Q6sq
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke: http://goo.gl/8tcnhU
Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis: http://goo.gl/o1wclM
Get Lucky by Daft Punk: http://goo.gl/9Z1rc1
Gentleman by PSY: http://goo.gl/X3bw7M
Harlem Shake by Baauer: http://goo.gl/fOQmFX