Ah, the glories of anesthesia. You never know how it’s going to affect some folks.
This teenage girl underwent surgery to remove her wisdom teeth, and under the pain-numbing anesthesia, shared with her mom (and her “hot doctor”) that she really wanted to have sex with Ryan Gosling.
“I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling,” she whispered to her mother. Over-sharing just a tad more, she informed the room that she “wants to fuck white dick.”
Among other items that slipped out of her slightly woozy brain?
“I just want to be a Kardashian.”
“Is this what marijuana feels like? Cause I don’t like it.”