Video: Stormy Daniels On SNL Cold Open

So, Saturday Night Live went THERE tonight with the one and only Stormy Daniels making a guest appearance in the cold open opposite Alec Baldwin’s “Donald Trump.”

From NBC: “With the FBI listening in, Michael Cohen (Ben Stiller) fields calls from an all-star roster of Trump characters including Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin), Rudy Giuliani (Kate McKinnon), Melania Trump (Cecily Strong), Ivanka Trump (Scarlett Johansson) and Jared Kushner (Jimmy Fallon) and the real Stormy Daniels.”

Stormy:”A storm’s a comin’, baby!”

Donald: “I’ve never been so scared and so horny at the same time!”

Just delicious.

#GodBlessAmerica #MAGA

Here’s Stormy’s clip:

Here’s the full cold open:

SNL Cold Open: Robert De Niro’s “Mueller” Gives Ben Stiller’s “Cohen” A Lie Detector Test

Robert De Niro as “Robert Mueller” and Ben Stiller as “Michael Cohen”

Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller reprised their “Meet The Parents” roles for this week’s “Saturday Night Live” cold open, with De Niro playing Special Counsel Robert Mueller and Stiller playing Trump attorney Michael Cohen.

In a throwback to the movie’s lie detector test scene, with Mueller interrogates Cohen about his work for the President.

The skit even included lines pulled straight from the film.

Stiller: “You can milk anything with nipples.”

De Niro: “Really? I have nipples. Can you milk me, Mr. Cohen?”

When Cohen accuses Mueller of bias, Mueller denies the allegation noting that his team uses codenames for the President and his family to prevent personal opinions from coloring the work of his team.

Trump’s codename is “Stormy’s little bitch,” Ivanka Trump is “Girlfriend,” and Erik and Donald Jr. are “Two Fredos.” Cohen is tagged “Dead Man Walking.”

Says De Niro’s Mueller, “Now you listen to me, you little weasel, I don’t know what rights you think you have but you broke the law and now we’re gonna catch all you little Fokkers.”

Watch below.

SNL’s Trump: “I. Do. Not. Care. About. Any. Of. You.”

For last night’s cold open on Saturday Night Live, President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) holds a press conference with the leaders of the Baltic states (Kate McKinnon, Alex Moffat, Heidi Gardner).

Brash and unfiltered, “Trump” reveled in his newly invigorated freedom to speak his mind.

Along the way, he ignores memos from staff to not congratulate Vladimir Putin for his “very transparent” reelection in Russia, and even ignores the voices in his head to not mock McKinnon’s hair.

When asked by the press if his tariffs could ruin the U.S. economy and immigration policy tarnishing our standing in the world, Baldwin’s response is refreshingly candid:

“I. Do. Not. Care. About. America. This whole presidency is a four-year cash grab. And that will probably get me four more years.”

Funny in its outrageousness, and probably a lot closer to the truth than most would like to admit.

Watch below.

SNL: Kate McKinnon Kills With Spot-On “Betsy DeVos”

Is there anything Kate McKinnon can’t do?

I guess it was just a matter of time before McKinnon turned her talents on Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, and after DeVos’ disastrous 60 Minutes interview the time was sure right.

Trying to explain her public embarrassments, McKinnon’s “DeVos” shared that she does indeed have innovative ideas that are based on state-by-state needs such as schools for bears in Wyoming, and that “in North Carolina, stop being trans, and that’s what’s best for them.”

She also seems to know why the 60 Minutes interview veered off-course: “I think it’s because I do not do a good job, and I can’t, because I don’t know how.”

SNL Cold Open Skewers Recent White House Firings With Hysterical Results

Last night’s cold open on SNL killed at the sketch show took on the recent firings at the White House.

Anderson Cooper (Alex Moffat) handled interview duties with Jeff Sessions (Kate McKinnon), Rex Tillerson (John Goodman), Michael Wolff (Fred Armisen) and Anthony Scaramucci (Bill Hader).

Absolute home-run was Goodman’s “Rex Tillerson” who slowly devolves before our very eyes in the aftermath of being terminated by the Trumpster.

“It’s just crazy how one day you’re the CEO of Exxon—a 50 billion dollar company—and the next day, you get fired by a man who used to sell steaks in the mail.”

Goodman skillfully takes it further from there. Definitely hit the play button below.

SNL’s Trump On Hope Hicks’ Departure: “I Hate Seeing Her Go, But I Love Watching Her Walk Away”

After weeks of hiatus, Alec Baldwin’s “Donald Trump” handled SNL’s cold open last night like a boss by convening a bipartisan meeting on gun control which included Beck Bennett’s “Mike Pence” and Cecily Strong’s “Dianne Feinstein.”

But the segment was non-stop Baldwin as he skewered the current commander in chief.

Baldwin’s “Trump” began by addressing gun control: “It’s clear something has to change. We have to take a hard look at mental health, which I have so much of. I have one of the healthiest mental. My mentals are so high, but we have to respect the law. Believe me, no one love the Second Amendment and due process more than me, but maybe we just take everyone’s guns.”

On the announced departure of close adviser Hope Hicks: “She’s like a daughter to me. So smart, so hot. You know, I hate seeing her go but I love watching her walk away. Boom bada boom…”

On Trump’s unique governing style: “I said I was going to run this country like a business. That business is a Waffle House at 2AM. Crazies everywhere, staff walking out in the middle of their shift, managers taking money out of the cash register to pay off the Russian mob.”

And to wrap things up, Kate McKinnon’s Jeff Sessions stands up on his own “hind legs” to let the Trumpster know he’s not going anywhere: “I’m like skunk stink on a bird dog. I linger.”

Strong material. Watch below.

Baldwin was perhaps keeping a promise he made this week as he traded barbs with Trump via Twitter.

Although Trump attacked Baldwin and his “dying mediocre career,” it was Baldwin who delivered the coup de grâce: “Agony though it may be, I’d like to hang in there for the impeachment hearings, the resignation speech, the farewell helicopter ride to Mara-A-Lago. You know. The Good Stuff. That we’ve all been waiting for.”

Sam Rockwell Kills In SNL “Gay Porn” Sketch

It was a two-fer for me this weekend as actor Sam Rockwell hosted last night’s edition of Saturday Night Live, and the musical guest was openly bisexual Halsey – both favorites of mine.

Rockwell is usually known for his edgy, dark roles in movies like the currently HAF feature film, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri for which he won the Golden Globe last weekend.

But last night we got a look at his comedic chops, and Sam was right on point.

Check this sketch where Sam plays a dad who meets his gay son’s boyfriend, Marco. Sam just can’t shake the feeling his “knows” Marco.

And then it comes to him 🙂

Watch below.

SNL Cold Open: Trimming The Christmas Tree At The Trump White House

Donald (Alec Baldwin), Melania (Cecily Strong), Ivanka (Scarlett Johansson), Donald Jr. (Mikey Day) and Eric Trump (Alex Moffat) trim the White House Christmas tree with help from Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon), Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant), Mike Pence (Beck Bennett) and more.

SNL: “Donald Trump” Visited By Christmas Ghosts Billy Bush, Vladimir Putin & Hillary Clinton

In the aftermath of former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s guilty plea, Saturday Night Live delivered a Christmas Carol themed cold open.

Check out President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) being visited by the spirits of “Jacob Marley” Michael Flynn (Mikey Day), “Christmas Past” Billy Bush (Alex Moffatt), “Christmas Present” Vladimir Putin (Beck Bennett) and “Christmas Future” Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon).

Same-Sex Sparks Fly During SNL Pussy-Cat Skit

Complete cat chaos and total silliness from this skit from night’s SNL that also includes lots of bad pussycat puns:

Barbara DeDrew (Kate McKinnon) and Claudia (Tiffany Haddish) show off the cats available for adoption as part of the Fall Cat Giveaway.

Along the way, some romantical passes may be thrown. Watch below.

The cold open had some solid zingers as well taking on the current sex scandal allegations involving Alabama Republican Roy Moore.

The segment features Mikey Day as Moore, Beck Bennett’s Mike Pence, and Kate McKinnon’s now uber-scary Jeff Sessions, who rolls out of a cabinet in the vice president’s residence where he’d been “cooking up nightmares for children.”