Funny: Porn Star Reads Red Carpet Fashions For Filth

Antonio Biaggi (via Instagram)
Pop culture fashionistas are spending their Monday recapping the style show that was the Oscars’ red carpet. Most of the ‘experts’ try to be upbeat but often deliver a few zingers about this dress or that suit, which, let’s face it, can be funny. But someone sent me a link to some social media posts by porn star Antonio Biaggi, and I can tell you, this ain’t your mama’s fashion round-up. In a video posted to Instagram and Twitter, Biaggi goes on an f-bomb filled rant about the fashion parade and he definitely doesn’t hold back. Note – definitely NSFW language here. https://www.instagram.com/p/B8XZ3y0n5dt/ “Ok, I haven’t seen the Oscars in years, like ten years, almost since Joan Rivers – I miss Joan Rivers,” begins Biaggi before adding, “What the f*ck happened to Joan Rivers?” Folks were all over the spectrum regarding the Joan Rivers comment with some posting their astonishment (“I have second-hand embarrassment watching this”) to agreeing with Biaggi (“That was everything, thank you”). When a follower pointed out Rivers passed away, he shifted a bit saying, “We need to get her back from hell.” https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ZlJYDB3O1/ Continuing with the rant, he calls out E! Entertainment by name, incredulous that “they think that all the dresses are beautiful! They’re not beautiful – they’re ugly as f*ck!” Biaggi then goes after two attendees in particular. “Look at Billy Porter – what is that? It looks like he got his shower curtain and he went off to the Oscars,” declares the porn star. “I understand the whole ‘gender-fluidity’ but come on, give me a break,” he adds. But wait – there’s more! “And then some b*tch called ‘Billie Eilish?’ Who the f*ck is she?” Saying he’d never heard of the ‘Bad Guy’ singer, Biaggi describes Eilish’s choice of fashion as “homeless in Chanel.” But – to his credit – with his rant comes a rave. https://twitter.com/XxxBiaggi/status/1226642975213727746 “You have to dress like Regina King – that’s a beautiful, elegant woman,” announces the 41-year-old. “When you go to a red carpet, dress up nicely, mother-f*ck*rs!” I have to admit I do agree with some of what Biaggi has to say here because King did serve up supreme deliciousness in an asymmetrical, beaded Versace gown. And I do scratch my head a bit at some of what I see on the red carpet, but I’m clearly no fashionista on the level of Biaggi. In subsequent posts, he called out Sandra Oh for looking like a feather duster; Timothée Chalamet was deemed a ‘serial killer;’  and Blacc Chyna scored ‘piñata’ status. But Charlize Theron and Zazie Beetz got deservedly high marks from the adult performer. He eventually posted his Best and Worst Dressed choices in subsequent tweets. https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ZaDPYhOVp/ https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ZZivaBI_F/ Everyone gets to have their opinion, folks, and we celebrate that. In a follow-up post on Instagram, Biaggi claimed that right and added, “if you don’t like it, don’t follow me.” https://www.instagram.com/p/B8X6MzMgail/

Billy Porter Brings Next Level Red Carpet Fashion, Wins The Oscars Before They Even Begin

Billy Porter at the 2019 Academy Awards

Before the Academy Awards even started, Pose star Billy Porter has won the red carpet.

Porter stopped traffic on the red carpet wearing a tear-away velvet tux-gown by Christian Sirano.

When Vogue is talking about you, you know you’ve arrived. Porter was trending on Twitter for well over an hour thanks to his fashion sense.

Porter has rocked the red carpet throughout this awards season.

At the Golden Globes, Porter donned a tailored suit and pink cape. He showed up at the American Film Institute Luncheon sporting a goldenrod gown paired with a matching blazer and head scarf.

“One of the things I’ve realized is that I’ve always had a gender-fluid sensibility with clothes, and it was so squashed by homophobia,” he shared with the New York Times earlier this year.

“Show business likes to masquerade as being inclusive and diverse,” said Porter, criticizing some fashion house’s traditionalism. “When we ask the houses for male and female clothes, we get the response, ‘We don’t think you should be wearing that.’”

Porter was also named Men’s Ambassador for New York Fashion Week in February.

“I find the younger talent to be much more open to experimentation and gender fluidity,” said the Tony Award winner to WWD. “I’m interested in connecting with designers who I can collaborate with.”