The Fall Of Madonna

Madonna has been in the spotlight of late (nothing new there), thanks in part to her fab Grammy Awards performance, and “not so much thanks” for her unfortunate tumble from the stage yesterday at The Brit Awards.

Her Madge-esty said in a recent interview with Rolling Stone that even when she delivers a great performance she gets flack about whether or not she’s “acting her age.”

“It’s still the one area where you can totally discriminate against somebody,” she says, “and talk shit. Because of their age. Only females, though. Not males. So in that respect we still live in a very sexist society.”

“No one would dare to say a degrading remark about being black or dare to say a degrading remark on Instagram about someone being gay,” Madonna continues. “But my age – anybody and everybody would say something degrading to me. And I always think to myself, why is that accepted? What’s the difference between that and racism, or any discrimination? They’re judging me by my age. I don’t understand. I’m trying to get my head around it. Because women, generally, when they reach a certain age, have accepted that they’re not allowed to behave a certain way. But I don’t follow the rules. I never did, and I’m not going to start.”

The fact of the matter is: Madonna still ranks at the top of her game as an entertainer, an artist and a provocateur. Her “Living For Love” Grammy Awards performance proved it.

But just as telling was her recent fall from the stage of The Brit Awards, clearly due to a wardrobe malfunction. She soon after shared on Instagram that “Armani hooked me up! My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I’m fine!”

And she WAS fine. She regrouped instantly, got up and finished the number. Like a true artist.

(p.s. from the audio we also have proof that she was singing LIVE, not lip-syncing, btw…)

Things happen. People trip or fall. You get back up and keeping moving forward. Just like Madonna did.

I did want to throw one thing out there about that incident, though. I saw lots of fans respond to the fall with “Fire that dancer!,” referring to the dancer who pulled the cape.

First of all, Madonna prides herself on the fact she hires the best dancers in the business. Whoever that dancer was, he wasn’t some “newbie” who wouldn’t know what he’s doing.

Second, I know from dancing myself for decades professionally that the performance was rehearsed within an inch of it’s life. I’m sure that dancer did exactly as he was rehearsed.

Third, as Madonna later alluded – the cape was tied too tight. If you watch the video clip of the fall, right before “the Moment” you can see her trying to untie the cape. The dancer pulled on the count he was rehearsed to pull on. She had her back to him, so there was no way he could see if the tie was undone. He did his job.

Fourth, some have asked “why didn’t the dancers help her up?” Here’s the thing – when something like this happens, pretty much all the dancers know is what has been rehearsed into their bodies for hours and hours. Before the moment could even register, Madge was up and back in gear.

Plus, I can attest to what it’s like to be onstage with a legend when they fall.

While I was still performing in CHICAGO the Musical in Las Vegas, Broadway icon Chita Rivera came into the company for a period of time to play the role of “Roxie Hart.” As a swing, I wasn’t onstage every night. But the first time I went on with Chita in the show was in a track where I danced next to her in the Act Two opener “Me And My Baby.”

In the middle of the number, Chita’s shoe slipped out from under her – and down she went. At my feet. She was back up and laughing as she finished the number but in my head I jokingly heard “Fire the new boy!”

In truth, I paused not knowing what the best reaction would have been: help her up (does that make her look old?) or let her get up (does that make me look insensitive?). In truth, the moment was SO quick that in the second I thought about it she was back on her feet.

I’m certain the same thing happened to Madonna’s dancers. When something so unexpected happens during a moment that is rehearsed and rehearsed within an inch of it’s life – you do pause.

If the legend who falls happens to be Madonna? Well, as she sings in “Living For Love:”

Took me to heaven and let me fall down
Now that it’s over
I’m gonna carry on
Lifted me up, and watched me stumble
After the heartache, I’m gonna carry on

And she did.

Madonna is fine, kids. Don’t worry. Trust and believe, she’s not worrying.

You can trust this “queen.”

Or, if not me, trust THE Queen. Because she still is.

Watch the FULL performance from The Brit Awards. She’s fab.

Madonna Takes A Tumble At The Brit Awards

A wardrobe malfunction at the Brit Awards was responsible for Madonna taking a tumble down a set of stairs.

During a live performance of Madge’s “Living For Love” with her hunky minotaurs, a cape that was apparently tied too tight didn’t release when pulled, and down went the Queen of Pop.

She later posted on Instagram “Armani hooked me up! My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I’m fine! ❤️#livingforlove”

Nothing can keep a true diva down. You can see the fall below:

Madonna On Her Age: “I Don’t Follow The Rules”

Madonna tells Rolling Stone she’s over being judged on the issue of her age.

“No one would dare to say a degrading remark about being black or dare to say a degrading remark on Instagram about someone being gay,” Madonna continues. “But my age – anybody and everybody would say something degrading to me. And I always think to myself, why is that accepted? What’s the difference between that and racism, or any discrimination? They’re judging me by my age. I don’t understand. I’m trying to get my head around it. Because women, generally, when they reach a certain age, have accepted that they’re not allowed to behave a certain way. But I don’t follow the rules. I never did, and I’m not going to start.”

(h/t JMG)

Madonna On The Power Of Language, Sex And Miley Cyrus

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In a new interview with Billboard, Madonna talks freely about a number of subjects – Kanye West, 50 Shades of Grey, regrets, the power of language and her views on (what else?) sex.

Working with Kanye West:

“Kanye, for instance, has excellent ideas, but it’s hard to get him to pay attention. So my job was to keep him focused. I was the mistress walking around with the clipboard going, ‘Guys, can you please — can you guys come back in the room? Let’s just finish the song. What do you mean you’re going to a photo shoot? What do you mean you have to go to a red carpet event? Get off your phone! Will you stop tweeting? Wait, we haven’t finished!’ “

On the idea of regrets:

Everyone has regrets. I have regrets for the smaller things, which ultimately are the bigger things in life. For instance, I regret not being more grateful certain times in my life. I regret not being more compassionate. I regret not saying I’m sorry. I don’t have any career regrets. I have human-being regrets.

On 50 Shades of Grey:

Yes, I have. It’s pulp fiction. It’s not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, “Hmm, a lot of spanking.” I also thought, “This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.” I’m sorry, but no one eats p—- as much as the guy in that book.

On Miley Cyrus:

I like her. She seems like she doesn’t care what people think. People are always telling her she’s dirty or crazy or trashy, and she doesn’t care. I love that about her. In her peer group, she stands out.

On possibly over-using the word “bitch” in her songs:

I think that’s bullshit. The word police can f— off. I don’t want to be policed! I’m not interested in political correctness. The word “bitch” means a lot of different things. Everything is about context. When I first moved to England and heard the word “c–t,” I was horrified. People were calling each other c–ts! And then I realized that, in that culture, it was different — they slapped each other on the back and said, “Who’s the c–t, right, you’re my best mate!” The word “f—” doesn’t just mean sexual intercourse. I mean, “You’re a stupid f—,” “Are you going to f— with me?” “F– off!” (Laughs.) Sex has nothing to do with any of those expressions, and the same goes for “bitch.” If I say to you, “I’m a badass bitch,” I’m owning myself, I’m saying, “I’m strong, I’m tough, and don’t mess with me.” If I say, “Why are you being such a bitch to me?,” well, that means something else.

Madonna’s new CD – Rebel Heart – has a release date of March 10th.

Music Video: Madonna “Living For Love”

The official video for Madonna’s new single “Living For Love” was put in wide release today, after being dropped on SnapChat yesterday.

(Lots of folks don’t do the “Snapchat” thing, so now we get to see…)

And the news is good. Madonna is in great form, doing what she does best. “Matador Madge” takes on a whole herd of sexy bulls in a video pumped with rich, red imagery.

Take a look below. The album, Rebel Heart, is set for release March 10th.

Madonna Turns Interview Into A Drinking Game

The Queen of Pop, Madonna, sits down with Australia’s Richard Wilkins for a chat about her upcoming album Rebel Heart.

BUT – there are rules in a Madonna interview and she makes them. Ask a stupid question and you have to take a shot of tequila. Ask a “rock her world” question and Madge takes a shot.

Seems to me there can be no losers here 🙂

I think she comes across smart, charming and funny.

Madonna On The Arrest Of Her “Rebel Heart” Hacker

“I am profoundly grateful to the FBI, the Israeli Police investigators and anyone else who helped lead to the arrest of this hacker.

“I deeply appreciate my fans who have provided us with pertinent information and continue to do so regarding leaks of my music.

“Like any citizen, I have the right to privacy. This invasion into my life – creatively, professionally, and personally remains a deeply devastating and hurtful experience, as it must be for all artists who are victims of this type of crime.” -Madonna via Facebook

(h/t Boy Culture)

Madonna Set To Perform At 2015 Grammy Awards

Seven-time Grammy Award winner and “Queen of Pop,” Madonna, has been announced as a live performer at this year’s Grammy Awards airing February 8th on CBS.

Via Billboard:

On Jan. 12, the Queen of Pop shared an image to her social media accounts of a Grammy Award wrapped in now-familiar black wire (as seen on the cover of her upcoming Rebel Heart album and many of her Instagram posts) with the caption: “Rebel Hearts see you Feb 8th @theGRAMMYs.” (The Grammy Awards’ official Twitter account re-Tweeted the news shortly afterwards.) Madonna first hinted at a Grammy Awards performance in a December interview with Billboard, saying that it was “possibly something that’s gonna happen.”

Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary, confirmed to Billboard that the diva will indeed be performing on the show (Some may have wondered if Madonna’s vaguely-worded Tweet suggested that she was simply going to appear on the show, rather than perform).

This will be Madonna’s 5th performance for the Grammy Awards.

I’m guessing Madge will be performing “Living For Love,” the lead single from her upcoming Rebel Hearts album which will be released on March 10th.