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Funny: The Hillary Shimmy Song

Somehow, we all knew when Hillary Clinton did a little two second shake-dowm shimmy after one of Donald Trump’s unintelligible answers at the first presidential debate, we got a gift that would keep giving.

Check out the latest from Jonathan Mann, the “song a day” man. For over seven years, Mann writes – you guessed it – a song a day.

Here’s the lyrics for the smile-inducing “Hillary Shimmy Song:”

This dude is coming at me
I just smile and let him be
The dude brought your own rope
He put the bullet in the gun so
I’m just gonna shimmy

 Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy
HRC
Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy
Hillary

 He just keeps on shouting, “Wrong!”
So I’ll get my Jim Halpert on
He is a flightless bird
I think I’ll never say another word
I’ll just be singing this song

(h/t JoeMyGod)

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Hillary Zings Donald: “Anybody Who Complains About The Microphone Is Not Having A Good Night”

After a short gaggle with the traveling press corp on her campaign plane, Democrat Hillary Clinton started to head back up front to her seat when a reporter asked about Donald Trump’s complaint today that his debate microphone had malfunctioned.

The former secretary of state returned to deliver this zinger:

“Anybody who complains about the microphone is not having a good night.”

Check the press corp’s reaction as she exits.

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Funny: “Ellen & Michelle’s Big CVS Adventure”

Ellen DeGeneres and First Lady Michelle Obama needs their own sitcom.

In preparation of Michelle’s impending departure from the White House, Ellen sought to reintroduce the First Lady to the wonderful world of CVS shopping, but thing go awry when Ellen gets out of hand.

Via Mashable:

The two (mostly Ellen, really) wreaked havoc around the CVS. They rummaged through magazines, bought Sasha Obama headphones and tried to give store employees back scratches. One lucky customer also got to teach Obama everything she needs to know about boxed wine.

“You are really not a good person to shop with,” Obama eventually told DeGeneres before she tried to sign a woman’s baby. “You know you’re really annoying,” Obama said. “It’s like taking a 3-year-old to the store.”

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Stephen Colbert Tracks Down Trump’s “Top Cop”

Donald Trump recently told Bill O’Reilly on Fox News that he had spoken to a “top cop” in Chicago who said he could solve all crime if the police were allowed to get “tougher” with suspects.

The problem is no one knows who this “top cop” might be.

So, host Stephen Colbert went looking for this “top cop.”
Late Show

You see where this is going, right?

RawStory has the recap:

“All I know is this,” Trump claimed. “I went to a top police officer in Chicago, who is not the police chief, and I could see by the way he was dealing with his people, he was a rough, tough guy, they respected him greatly.”

“We here at the Late Show, we’ve done a little digging, and that cop is here tonight,” Colbert began before introducing “Officer Rod Johnson.”

Colbert asked ‘Officer Johnson” what specifically he told Trump.

“I told him there are some naughty people out there who need to be in cuffs,’ Johnson replied, before identifying himself as a “rough tough cop.”

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Funny: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Holds Pro-Trump Carnival

This is all kinds of awesome guaranteed to make you laugh.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has released a second clip from “Triumph’s Summer Election Special 2016.”

I literally laughed out loud at a lot of this – from arguing with Trump supporters, perusing anti-Hillary merchandise to finally organizing his own carnival.

Stayed tuned for the dunking booth that features an insulting Muslim and married gay couple.

Great way to head into your weekend.

You can watch the full “Triumph’s Summer Election Special” on Huly now.

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Funny: Thor Takes Down Time Down Under

In case you were wondering what Thor was up to during CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR.

Turns out he needed some “me” time after saving the planet, so he decided to chill in Australia. Along the way he met a dude named Darryl and moved in with him.

Chris Hemsworth is quite funny in this little bit. Apparently, this was shown at Comic Con and there’s more 🙂