Study Shows Alcohol & Coffee Leads To Longer Life

According to a new study, I’m going to live forever.

Well, almost.

According to ABC7 in Chicago, a new University of California-Irvine study indicates that “consumption of moderate amounts of alcohol and coffee is linked to living a longer life.”

The caveat here is that one little word, “moderate.

“The 90+ Study,” begun in 2003, looked into the habits and lifestyles of 1,700 nonagenarians -referred to as “the oldest-old” age group – to determine “what is key to living to your 90th birthday and beyond.”