Some news items I thought worth your time:
• WeHo Times: A MAGA social media personality (pretending to be a CNN reporter) confronted a West Hollywood couple holding their baby and questioned them about claims that gay male parents are “statistically more likely to be child molesters.” One of the dads ended up punching the “personality,” leading to their arrest.
• Broadway World: Jeff Goldblum and Cynthia Erivo team-up again for their new single, a cover of “If I Only Had a Brain,” from the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz.
The oh-so-jazzy duet (featuring The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra) follows their turns as “The Wizard” and “Elphaba” in the WICKED films. The track is included on Goldblum’s upcoming album, Night Blooms. This is yummy.
• New York Post: Health and Human Services Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an avid animal genitalia researcher in his spare time, once pulled the family sedan to the side of the road after spying a dead raccoon and swiftly cut off its genitalia so he could “study them later.” I kid you not…
• Washington Post: Donald Trump announced the U.S. military seized an Iranian cargo ship that tried to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, hours after he renewed his threats to “knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran” if a peace deal isn’t reached this week.
KARL: Is the president really prepared to go back to full-on war? Is he prepared to destroy every power plant and bridge in Iran?
MIKE WALTZ: Well, all options are on the table, absolutely. That’s not a war crime.
KARL: He’s saying every bridge in the country. That’s not a war… pic.twitter.com/WXX84pO6DL
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 19, 2026
• OUT: So-called “influencer” Clavicular says he’s DONE with IRL streaming after he overdosed live on-camera. “I either have to practice mogging sober or just find a new form of content.”
I had to look it up – “mogging” is internet slang for looking significantly more attractive, stylish, or physically superior to someone else, effectively “outclassing” them.
Clavicular announces he’s DONE with IRL streaming after his overdose, saying he is quitting substances completely and can’t keep doing those streams without them 👀
“I really can’t IRL stream anymore”
“I either have to practice mogging sober or just find a new form of content” pic.twitter.com/A1tb3lmW73
— KickChamp👑 (@Kick_Champ) April 15, 2026
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