Is Donald Trump Germaphobic Or Not?

This morning President-elect brushed aside the recent allegations in an unverified report that suggested that during a visit to Moscow he rented a suite that he knew President and Mrs. Obama had stayed in. According to the unsubstantiated report, he allegedly paid Russian prostitutes to perform a “golden shower” show, in effect peeing all over the bed of the suite.

Referencing that anecdote, he finished the subject by saying it couldn’t have happened because he’s germaphobic.

However, in August 2015, he told The Hollywood Reporter – specifically – he was “not germaphobic.”

It’s said you are a germophobe. Will you kiss babies and shake hands on the trail?

I’m not germophobic. I do it. I want to make the country great, I’m going to win, I think I have a very good chance of winning. You probably are starting to feel that, too. I go through and shake hands and do what I have to do, and people like me and I like them. In Iowa, I must have shaken 2,000 hands — and those were only the ones that were next to me.

In related news, Penthouse Magazine has now offered $1 million to anyone who can provide any actual tapes that would corroborate the “golden shower” allegation.