ROTFL…Donald Trump had teased his followers on Truth Social that he had a “major announcement” to make today.
Nope, not about his campaign like revealing a possible running mate for 2024 or a much dreaded return to Twitter. The big news…wait for it…is digital trading cards – and you don’t even get any bubble gum.
“My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here!,” wrote the former guy. “These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting.”
But wait – there’s more!
Also included in the “major announcement” is the chance to win “amazing prizes” like dinner with the Donald, or a round of golf or even a ZOOM call with DT.
Watch Trump’s video announcement below. Only $99 each! #WhatAGrifter
The Twitterverse is beside itself with glee!
Come for the claim that Trump was a better president than Washington and Lincoln, stay for the "Trump digital trading cards" pic.twitter.com/qEKWYpgXL7
— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) December 15, 2022
OH MY FUCKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS *DIGITAL* TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 15, 2022
— insiderfilms (@insiderfilms1) December 15, 2022
They’re going to sell out quickly, he believes. How does one sell out of digital material? pic.twitter.com/QcbT7kXmyy
— Cay 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@cayzzer) December 15, 2022
He’s officially jumped the shark… pic.twitter.com/I5arNfivVa
— Matt Skywalker (@Jedi_Adopted) December 15, 2022