Some news stories I thought worth your time:
• Late Night with Seth Meyers: Connor Storrie dropped by the late-night talk show to chat on meeting Amy Poehler at a Golden Globes party, the immense success of his show Heated Rivalry and not knowing how to ice skate or speak Russian before starring in the show. #charming
• Gayety: The Pentagon requested an adult toy shop to stop shipping sex toys to deployed troops after a couple of “spicy” items ended up on a U.S. Navy base in Bahrain, where sex toys are illegal.
• Outsports: By capturing her third consecutive U.S. title — making her the first U.S. women’s champion since Michelle Kwan to achieve three back-to-back national crowns — out figure skater Amber Glenn is poised for her first Olympics on Team USA.
Amber Glenn to make history as first out LGBTQ Olympic women’s figure skater.https://t.co/HsBiibV21W
— Outsports (@outsports) January 12, 2026
• LGBTQ Nation: Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books due to ongoing efforts to ban books by and about queer people across the country & the anti-LGBTQ fixation by the current occupant of the White House.
• TMZ: In true Trump fashion, the Donald responded to a Ford factory worker – who appeared to yell “pedophile protector” – clearly saying “F*** you” before flipping him the bald eagle. #SoMuchWinning
Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled “pedophile protector” during Trump’s visit to the factory today.
Whatever you do don’t call @realDonaldTrump a #pedophileprotector today. He hates it. pic.twitter.com/kLNjhQX8hu
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) January 13, 2026
• PEOPLE: Scott Adams, the disgraced creator of the Dilbert comic strip, has died at the age of 68 after a battle with prostate cancer. Dilbert was dropped from wide circulation in 2023 after Adams called Black people a “hate group” and that white people should “stay away from them.”
• BBC: Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen of Greenland said at a press conference today, “Greenland does not want to be owned by the United States. Greenland does not want to be governed by the United States. Greenland does not want to be part of the United States.”
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