
Slow. Effing. Clap. I’m signing up for a #Costco membership. That’s how you do it.
pic.twitter.com/mn5ar2b2m5 — The Brooklyn Archer, Allegedly (@elonjames) May 19, 2020
“People of Twitter thank you for all of the support,” @Thoff821 tweeted. “I was just trying to protect our employees and our members #Tison.”
People of Twitter thank you for all of the support 🙏I was just trying to protect our employees and our members. 😘 #Tison
— Thoff82 (@Thoff821) May 19, 2020
Mr. 3K came back to announce, “I got every f—ing right to not wear a mask,” he said. “This isn’t about wearing a mask, it’s about control. I’m not the f—ing sheep … I was one of the only people in that store not wearing a mask.”
LISTEN Y’ALL. MR. 3K HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU SHEEP. He’s not a sheep, YOU’RE A SHEEP. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/ArSiLiE1M8
— The Brooklyn Archer, Allegedly (@elonjames) May 19, 2020
Dude, you pay ‘membership’ to belong to CostCo and the rules state membership may be terminated at any time. Plus, policies and practices may be amended from time to time.
I mean…9/11 happened and now TSA searches you in order to get on a plane, right? And we all understand if you don’t want to get searched you’re not getting on a plane, right? So…if you don’t want to wear a mask. You. Can’t. Go to. The store.
— Jess Harris (@JessRWVU) May 20, 2020
Can you imagine this guy in a TSA line? “I’m not taking my shoes off! It’s about control!” (gesticulates wildly at everyone) “YOU’RE ALL GODDAMN SHEEP! It’s a free country!” Let’s see how THAT flies! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VyFfEaRwHZ
— Missy the Pissed-off Patriot🇺🇸TEXT USPS to 50409 (@missykender) May 20, 2020
What’s Mr. Piehole-the-Victim Twitter handle? We know what this is really about. pic.twitter.com/vIwdPgDAnU
— TJ 🦜 (@crackersnatch) May 20, 2020
Woke up in a free country and then walked right onto private property
— Hobarticusses A Lot Lately (@Hobarticusses) May 19, 2020
Woke up in a free country, then got in his truck that he must smog, put on his seatbelt, (or be fined), obeyed traffic laws (or be fined), then refuses to wear a mask because it’s an infringement. Why are anti-maskers so scared of wearing a mask? What’s the real reason?
— DILLIGAF (@merlyn413) May 19, 2020
And, saving the best for last:
I might be a sheep, but at least I’m a sheep who can shop at Costco. pic.twitter.com/vQ97XNgiM7
— Crystal (@cbg_photos) May 19, 2020
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