Some news stories I thought worth your time:
• The Tonight Show: Heated Rivalry star Hudson Williams talked hockey sticks and “intimacy garments” with Jimmy Fallon during his late-night debut last night. Fun segment. He also shared he’s received messages from closeted pro hockey players thanking him for the representation.
• Pink News: OMG – A professor at Texas A&M University has been told he can’t teach Plato because it’s too gay, it appears.
• The Advocate: The Federal Bureau of Investigation is solely leading the investigation into the death of Renee Nicole Good, freezing out the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, a move that Gov. Tim Walz says will make it difficult to get a fair outcome.
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz says this will make it hard to get a fair outcome. https://t.co/8maRbHP3om
— The Advocate (@TheAdvocateMag) January 8, 2026
• The Hill: White House officials have weighed possibly giving lump sum payments of up to $100,000 to Greenlanders in an attempt to sway them into seceding from Denmark. Given there are about 57,000 citizens of Greenland, that would add up to $5.7 billion.
• NBC News: The House voted 230-196 today to revive expired Obamacare funds for three years, after a group of Republicans rebelled against their party leaders and teamed up with Democrats to force the vote. It now heads back to the Senate where a similar effort failed last month.
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