Viral Video: Bear Chews Kayak Despite Pleas From Kayaker

Viral Video: Bear Chews Kayak Despite Pleas From Kayaker

Via Gawker:

“Bear! Bear! You’re breaking it! You’re breaking my kayak! Why are you breaking my kayak?! Bear! STOP!”

On a recent solo Kayak trip in Alaska, Mary Maley encountered this hungry and curious bear while she was finishing up lunch. After thanking the bear for not eating her kayak, she tried to pepper-spray him in the face.

So the bear ate her kayak.

This was unfortunate for Maley, who didn’t have any other way of getting out of Berg Bay. Very understandably, she had a complete and total meltdown. Less understandably, Maley posted her entire freakout to YouTube.

It’s all about the audio. I don’t mean to laugh at the poor woman, but her cries to stop are almost an SNL skit.