Tony The Tiger Tells Twitter To Tone It Down

It looks like the poor person who handles Kellogg’s “Tony The Tiger” Twitter account had to tell folks to chill when folks from the “furry” community wouldn’t stop sending the account anthropomorphic animal porn.

The definition of the term “furry” is contested, even among furries themselves, but it usually refers to the fandom of people who identify with, roleplay as, and usually wear fursuits to mimic, anthropomorphised cartoon animals. It’s not a sex thing. At least, it’s not always a sex thing. Basically, if the suave Disney version of Robin Hood – who is a literal fox – spoke to you on a romantic level, you may appreciate where they’re coming from.

Of course, as an anthropomorphised cartoon animal, Tony the Tiger is the daddy of all furries, and so there’s a fair amount of artwork featuring him. This artwork is not always safe for work. It also seems fair to assume that Kellogg’s does not want its brand to be associated with – say – a picture of an extremely muscly Tony, naked save for his neckerchief, masturbating on an exercise bench.

So three days ago Kellogg’s started blocking the furries en masse. Even ones who weren’t posting porn. Even, it seems, ones who hadn’t even said anything to Tony on Twitter.

Some furries gave up tweeting at Tony and found a new hero. Where Tony the Tiger was apparently hostile to their fandom, Chester Cheetah, the anthropomorphic mascot of the Cheetos brand of cheese-esque cornmeal puffs, was much more welcoming, and ended up straight-up flirting with them:

(h/t JMG)

Twitter Shares “Most Influential Moments” On Twitter This Year

And the number one most retweeted message of the year?

President Obama’s tweet using the #LoveWins hashtag on June 26th when the U.S. Supreme Court made marriage equality the law of the land.

448,069 retweets. Check it out.

NBC’s Twitter Feed Killed Last Night During “The Wiz Live”

Not only was NBC’s magical The Wiz Live! most marvelous, whoever they let run the network’s Twitter feed was on fire for the gays! Read just a sample of the twitter shizzle below:

Tweet Of The Day: A Mother Asks A Question On Twitter

I won’t comment further except to point out the number of folks who clicked the “Like” button.

Click on the date/time link. You’ve GOT to read the responses.

MODERN FAMILY Star Reid Ewing Casually Comes Out On Twitter

Reid Ewing of MODERN FAMILY casually comes out on Twitter

Reid Ewing, of Modern Family fame, casually noted his sexuality in a tweet about Eugene Bata’s recent appearance on Good Morning America addressing body dysmorphia, which Reid had recently written about.

Check Reid’s essay on body dysmorphia on Huff Post here, and read his uber-casual response below 🙂

Boom!

Justin Bieber Comes Up Short In Trying To Shade The Divine Miss M

In an interview with Billboard Magazine this week, music pop-tart Justin Bieber tried to shade movie/music legend Bette Midler, but was quickly eclipsed by the interwebs.

When Bieber’s dad tweeted about a recent nude paparazzi pic of the Bieb, exclaiming his son’s apparent endowment, Midler fired off a typically “divine” response.

So, this week, Bieber attempted to throw shade the Divine Miss M’s way:

“This Britt Meddler,” says Justin, unintentionally mangling the stage-and-screen legend’s name. “I don’t even know who that is, honestly. I wanted to immediately say ‘Who is this lady?”

Midler didn’t miss a beat:

And, of course, some quick-minded Twitter genius launched the “Britt Meddler” Twitter account with this missive:

Awkward Tweet Of The Day

Ok, so the award for “Most Awkward Tweet of the Day” goes to Justin Bieber’s father, Jeremy, who sent out the above tweet upon seeing the recent naked pics of the Bieb, which apparently shows he’s packing some serious junk.

I haven’t seen the pics – I can’t stomach Justin Bieber. But, now we know where Justin gets his “charming” ways.

The twitterverse was appropriately horrified.