Dallas ‘Straight Pride’ Event Draws A Crowd Of Two

(photo: Soraya Colli)

The highly anticipated (I’m joking) ‘Straight Pride’ parade/event in Dallas, Texas, on Saturday turned out to be the most epic fail yet for the ‘Straight Pride’ movement.

Although the organizers promised discussions of abortion rights (they say it’s murder), traditional marriage (only one man + one woman), and gender identity (only two!!!!), we’re not sure how long those panels were since only two people showed up.

According to the Dallas Voice, the two participants weren’t even from Dallas. Or Texas.

The duo, presumably a part of Super Happy Fun America which produced the Boston ‘Straight Pride’ event this summer, were vastly outnumbered by approximately 20 protesters who showed up at the City Hall Plaza “event.”

Local activist Soraya Colli shared video footage on Facebook and was sharing details via Twitter:

The story was similar on August 31 in Boston where 200 attendees were greeted by thousands of pro-LGBTQ protesters.

The second ‘Straight Pride’ event, which was planned to occur in Modesto, California, couldn’t obtain a permit due to lack of insurance and was reduced to a handful of people protesting in front of a Planned Parenthood location.

The Dallas Voice reports that one of the straight Pride participants in Dallas yelled insults at transgender protesters saying, “We know there are only two genders.” He also insisted, “I’m part of the oppressed majority.”

And when the space between the protesters and the two Straight Pride attendees began to close, police separated them, putting an end to the fireworks.

The local organizer of the Dallas event, Teresa Stephens Richenberger, didn’t bother to show up.

In a statement posted on Facebook, Richenberger said the event had to be ‘postponed’ due to the city of Dallas “PRICE GOUGING us and asked for enormous amouts [sic] of money.”

We’re guessing she didn’t bother to tell the guys from Boston who traveled to the Lone Star state for her shindig?

Richenberger went on to say they would “regroup” and set a date for sometime in the future.

She closed her post by shouting, “I AM NOT BACKING DOWN; AND NOT RUNNING;;; WE WILL HAVE OUR PARADE/MARCH.”

“SOON……” added Richenberger.

‘Straight Pride Parade’ Group Announces March In Dallas

2019 Boston ‘Straight Pride Parade’ (images via screen capture)

They’re baaaaaaaack!

The folks who created the sad failure that was the Boston ‘Straight Pride Parade’ this past August are planning another shindig to take shots at the LGBTQ community.

Alt-right hate group Super Happy Fun America posted an announcement on their Facebook page they will be heading down to Dallas, Texas, on November 16 to hold a ‘March’ they say will “bring awareness to the fact that we as the American people are allowing our values and morals to be compromised!”

“We need to stand up and stop this from happening!!!,” continues the post complete with 3 exclamation points. “NO MORE COMPROMISE!!!!”

Four exclamation points and all caps must mean they really, really mean it!!!!

The title of the event seems to be ‘Protect Our Next Generation.’

From what you may ask? Well, the list of topics planned for discussion include:

• Sex/Human Trafficking
• Legalized Prostitution
• Marriage values (One man and one woman)
• Abortion (It is murder)
• Genders (There are only two; XX as female and XY as male)
• Ploys of the RADICAL left-wing LGBTQ groups trying to shut down our businesses and churches.
• Drag Queen Story Times (Stop pushing this onto our children)

Sounds like real ‘super happy fun,’ huh?

“Straight people are an oppressed majority,” says John Hugo, president of Super Happy Fun America. “We will fight for the right of straights everywhere to express pride in themselves without fear of judgment and hate.”

He adds, “The day will come when straights will finally be included as equals among all of the other orientations.”

Because nothing says ‘oppressed’ like being over 90% of the population.

Of course, the initial ‘Straight Pride Parade’ in Boston was a huge failure with only a couple hundred supporters showing up. The parade-goers were actually outnumbered by 1,000+ pro-LGBTQ counter-protesters.

And then there’s the Modesto, California, ‘Straight Pride’ event that flopped bigly in August drawing only about 20 attendees. As in Boston, they were outnumbered by hundreds of counter-protesters.

Those folks couldn’t get a permit to hold their rally in a city park, so they did their thing in front of a Planned Parenthood.

#EpicFail

(source: Facebook)