Tucker Carlson Talks “Consuming” Mayor Pete “Like A Hearty Stew”

Folks are starting to wonder about Fox News asshole pundit Tucker Carlson.

During one segment last night, he pondered Mayor Pete out-Beto-ing Beto O’Rourke closing with the idea that the media is now cheating on Beto, wanting to “consume” Mayor Pete “like a hearty stew – every last drop of Buttigieg.”

#WTF

“Imagine how it must feel to be to be Beto O’Rourke right now. If you’re O’Rourke, you’re out there running for president really hard, or at least running for vice president. You are running anyway. You are giving speech after speech every day: ‘Children are our future. Today the first day of the rest of your life.’ Inspiring stuff like that, deep stuff like that, and there is a physical component to the job, too. You’re riding your skateboard for the camera taking God knows how many selfies for your fans on Snapchat and Instagram.

“It is not an easy gig. Then one morning you wake up and discover that your one true love, the American news media, have called it off. They’ve left you for a younger, hotter candidate. Went out for a pack of cigarettes and just never came home. They split with some guy from Indiana. You cannot even pronounce the guy’s name. Even by the naughty standards of the news media, this is a new level of political commitment. They don’t just want to vote for this guy. They want to consume him, like a hearty stew. Every last drop of Buttigieg. Yum! They’re all in.”

Trump Told Chinese President Of Syrian Bombing Over “The Most Beautiful Piece Of Chocolate Cake”

This is one of the strangest exchange I’ve seen in a while.

President Trump, in an interview with Fox Business News’ Maria Bartiromo, explains how he told Chinese President Xi that he was bombing Syria over “the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake.”

Along the way he mentions that “all of them hit,” meaning the missiles that were fired at Syria, which contradicts reports that 60 missiles were fired and 59 landed.

Also, the use of the phrase “unmanned missiles?” Have you ever seen a “manned missile?”

Trump goes on to brag how we have the best military technology “by a factor of five,” but then talks on how our military is “depleted.”

And then, there’s the odd glee they both seem to have for the details.

Just strange.

Rand Paul Staffer Licks Camera Lens

I really have no idea why this guy LICKED the lens of a camera, but it’s funny that he does it so earnestly.

Via Towleroad:

Democratic trackers typically follow rival candidates to events in order to keep an eye on them, as was the case at a Rand Paul event in New Hampshire on Monday.

But a tracker from the Democratic opposition research super PAC, American Bridge 21st Century found out the hard way that Paul’s staffers lick back.