News Round-Up: April 3, 2019

Some news items you might have missed:

• Here’s a t-shirt (modeled by InstaHunk Ramses Principe) that I can totally relate to 😉

• The governor of Utah has signed into law the state’s new, tougher hate crimes law with stricter punishments for those who commit crimes specifically due to bias. Yes – Utah!

• Even though Netflix cancelled the terrific One Day at a Time reboot, the streaming giant may be standing in the show’s way of finding a new home.

• Starting out at a bus stop as young boys, James Corden and Tony Award winner Ben Platt tell the story of a life-long friendship using 9 different sets and 12 carefully curated songs all captured in one take.

• Investigators on Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team say the four page letter by Attorney General William Barr didn’t adequately portray the findings of their investigation.

• Stoning gays to death officially became the law of the land in Brunei today. Even Ellen DeGeneres has joined the boycott of hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei.

• Donald Trump’s choices for ambassadorships has been, interesting, to say the least. Ambassador to the United Arab Emirates — a wealthy real estate developer with no diplomatic experience. Ambassador to Morocco? A well-heeled car dealer. For Iceland? While well-traveled, the nominee had never even been to the Nordic country.

• The brilliant satirist, Randy Rainbow, offers his parody of the Disney classic, “Cruella DeVille,” with a nod to our current clueless Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.

Randy Rainbow Parody: “He’s In Love! (And We’re All Gonna Die)

Randy Rainbow offers up a 'wonderful' parody of Rodgers & Hammerstein's "In Love With A Wonderful Guy" from South Pacific for Hump Day.

Randy Rainbow offers up a ‘wonderful’ parody of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s “In Love With A Wonderful Guy” from South Pacific for Hump Day.

But in this satirical take on Donald Trump’s head-scratching attraction to tyrannical leaders, Rainbow sings “He’s In Love! (and we’re all gonna die).”

I don’t want to spoil any of the terrific tongue-twisting tweaks on Hammerstein’s words, but I can promise if you hit play below you’ll have a smile on your face.

By the way, Randy has tour dates up, so if you’d like to see the brilliant satirist in person, click here for info.

Bravo, Randy Rainbow!

Randy Rainbow Trolls Trump With Madonna Parody “Border Lies”

Political satirist Randy Rainbow brightens our Tuesday with his latest video, a parody of Madonna's 1983 hit, "Borderline."

Political satirist Randy Rainbow brightens our Tuesday with his latest video, a parody of Madonna’s 1983 hit, “Borderline.”

In this version, Rainbow calls out Donald Trump’s wild exaggerations of a national emergency as “Border Lies.”

As always, the clever word play by our intrepid Mr. Rainbow is on point. Hit the play button below and enjoy.

New From Randy Rainbow “The Donald Trump Cellblock Tango (Part One)”

Randy Rainbow’s satirical take on ‘The Cellblock Tango’

Squee!!! It’s always a good Monday when we start out with new material from satirist Randy Rainbow.

Randy’s take on the Kander and Ebb show-stopper “Cellblock Tango” from Chicago the Musical is pure lyric wizardry.

I don’t want to give away any of the jokes, so hit the play button below and enjoy.

Happy Monday!

New Randy Rainbow: “There Is Nothin’ Like A Wall”

Political satirist Randy Rainbow serves up his hysterical parody "There Is Nothin' Like A Wall," riffing on the hit song from the Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, South Pacific.

Political satirist Randy Rainbow serves up his hysterical parody “There Is Nothin’ Like A Wall,” riffing on the hit song from the Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, South Pacific.

The video in set against the backdrop of Rainbow interviewing Vice President (and “RuPaul’s Drag Race season 3 finalist”) Mike Pence.

New Randy Rainbow – “Trump’s Favorite Things”

New song parody by Randy Rainbow

Fab political satirist Randy Rainbow is back with his take on the Rodgers and Hammerstein’s 1959 classic, “My Favorite Things,” from The Sound Of Music.

As always, Rainbow is totally on point with sharp-tongued lyrics skewering Donald Trump while intoning Special Counsel Robert Mueller and former ‘fixer,’ Michael Cohen.

Happy Hump Day!

Randy Rainbow Riffs On ‘Wicked’ In Election Eve Reminder “Voting”

Just in time for the midterm elections, political satirist Randy Rainbow shares a 'Wicked' election eve reminder.
Randy Rainbow has a reminder for you

Just in time for the midterm elections, political satirist Randy Rainbow shares a ‘Wicked’ election eve reminder.

Riffing on “What Is This Feeling?” from the blockbuster Broadway musical, Rainbow urges everyone to get out and vote!

If you want the privilege to whine
Don’t just tweet, lament, and opine
Put some make-up on and
Get your ass in line

“Good luck at the polls tomorrow, everyone. May the Schwartz be with you!”

Watch below.

Randy Rainbow Sends Up First Lady’s Hypocritical Initiative “Just Be Best!”

With lightning speed, political satirist Randy Rainbow delivers another winning parody with his take on the Beauty and the Beast showstopper, "Be Our Guest."

With lightning speed, political satirist Randy Rainbow delivers another winning parody with his take on the Beauty and the Beast showstopper, “Be Our Guest.”

Rainbow’s version, “Just Be Best,” is a riff on First Lady Melania Trump’s ironic anti-bullying initiative #BeBest.

Just be best, just be best,
Just be better than the rest, 
Put your shiny new self-righteous phony slogan to the test

Last week, in an interview with ABC News, Melania told the world she feels that she is “one of” the most bullied people in the world.

Really…?

Watch below.

New Randy Rainbow Parody of “Camelot” – “Kavanaugh!”

As a fourth accuser has come forward regarding alleged sexual assault/misconduct by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanuagh just days before Dr. Christine Blasey Ford is set to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday, Randy Rainbow comes to the rescue with another brilliant political parody.

Rainbow brings us his take on the venerable Lerner/Loewe classic, “Camelot.” But in this case, he’s thinking “Kavanaugh.”

Now Grassley’s having late night Twitter meltdowns
And Spartacus is practically in tears
He’d rather he withdraw
Is this the final straw
Or is this just the start of 40 years…
with Kavanaugh?

Watch below.