Sheriff Joe Arpaio: I May Have To Say ‘Yes’ To An ‘Amazing’ BJ From Trump

Sheriff Joe Arpaio

 Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is the latest to get punked by Sacha Baron Cohen.

Umm, I really don’t have words for this one.

So I’ll let The Daily Beast handle it:

Playing a Finnish “unboxing” celebrity named OMGWhizzBoyOMG with a shock of bright orange hair, Sacha Baron Cohen sat down with the former sheriff and first asked him to explain “what communists are doing to stop people having guns.”

“I have 43 guns,” Baron Cohen told his guest. “I’ve been collecting them for the upcoming race war.” Arpaio didn’t blink.

From there, Baron Cohen started asking Arpaio about his first “hand job,” adding, “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,’ would you say yes?”

“I may have to say yes,” he replied calmly.

Watch the whole thing unfold below:

WikiLeaks Punks Trump Followers – No #OctoberSurprise

A Tuesday morning WikiLeaks event in Berlin did not produce the “#OctoberSurprise” to derail Democrat Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign that many Trump followers were hoping for, but Julian Assange said he would release more documents before Election Day.

From The Daily Beast:

A Tuesday morning press conference by WikiLeaks, which Clinton antagonists and conspiracy theorists had hoped would spell the beginning of the end of her presidential campaign, turned out to be a celebration-cum-infomercial for the website, which celebrates its 10th anniversary today and is promoting a new book.

Either WikiLeaks and its founder, Julian Assange, never really had the goods on Clinton, or Donald Trump and his supporters just got wickedly trolled.

For months, WikiLeaks has been hinting that it would release damaging documents about Clinton in the home stretch of the presidential campaign. The group had posted embarrassing emails stolen by hackers from the Democratic National Committee in July, leaving the world wondering, what else does Assange have in his hard drive?

Egged on by the apparently unfounded claims of Trump adviser Roger Stone that WikiLeaks had a campaign-ending document dump in store, anticipation reached a fever pitch. According to Google, the top trending question about Trump’s opponent on Monday was “What could WikiLeaks have on Clinton?”

Turns out, probably not much. There was no spectacular release of private emails. No bombshells about the Clinton Foundation or brain tumors. Instead, Assange and some of his WikiLeaks colleagues used the press conference to make a pitch for donations and to note the remarkable quantity of the site’s work—10 million documents published, containing more than 10 billion words, which the group claims is “more secret documents than the rest of the world’s media combined.”

Just a few reactions from Twitter:

Anderson Cooper Punked On The Air By His Own Staff

Anderson Cooper got punked by his own staff last night as he began to read “The Ridiculist” segment.

It seems Anderson is unaware that his coworkers find his expensive, boutique “Basil” scented candle rather foul smelling. The candle is an attempt to freshen the air in spite of his jeans which he apparently never washes.

As Anderson began to read from the teleprompter, he realized he was the subject of his own segment: “Really, this is what the ‘Ridiculist’ is about tonight? I should’ve read it ahead of time.”

The staff goes on to describe the candle scent as being like “Grandma’s House” and “Woodstock vomit.”

And then, of course, Anderson finds himself in one of his famous giggling episodes. Watch below:

(h/t Advocate)