Brad Paisley & Carrie Underwood Have Some Trump Fun At CMAs #BeforeHeTweets

Back in the day, when the Dixie Chicks said a little something/something about then-President George W. Bush they practically lost their careers.

But last night, Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley had them rolling in the aisles as they poked a bit of fun at Donald Trump with this little parody of Underwood’s hit, “Before He Cheats.”

It should be noted, though, that Randy Rainbow did come up with the “Before He Tweets” idea a while back. Enjoy it again below:

Donald Trump Is A “Desperate Cheeto” in DESPACITO Parody

New from Randy Rainbow: Donald Trump is the “desperate Cheeto” we all knew him to be in this parody of the huge hit song “Despacito.”

Desperate Cheeto
Getting worse with every single stupid tweet-o
Don’t know why your hands are so petite-o
You’re upsetting everyone you meet-o.

Watch below and then hit Share! Thank you, Randy Rainbow!

Parody: Allison Lane “A Slovenian Love Ballad”

The talented Ms. Allison Lane comes up with this Melania-themed parody of “What I Did For Love” from the hit Broadway musical, A Chorus Line.

Titled, “A Slovenian Love Ballad,” Lane imagines the current First Lady as a sad, kept gold-digger woman longing for her freedom; freedom that may be looming “as indictments pile on, divorce it soon may follow.”

Truth be told, Lane isn’t the only one thinking along those lines.

I’ve featured Lane on The Randy Report before here. Watch her latest below.

Parody: “The Lonely Dotard”

As we all giggle at North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un’s “dotard” insult hurled at Donald Trump, a bit of levity from my friend, Kevin Chamberlin:

“The Lonely Dotard”
-sung to the tune of “The Lonely Goatherd” from Sound of Music. (With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein)
High on a hill was a lonely dotard
Lady-o Melania was with him too
Loud was the voice of the lonely dotard
Build a wall and never let ’em through
Folks in a land that was quite remote heard
Kim Jung Un we will destroy you
Lusty and clear from the dotard’s throat heard
Grab ’em by the pussy’s what you do!
O ho Time to impeach him
O ho Better do it quick
O ho How can we reach him
This guy’s a royal prick

Alec Baldwin Reprises “Trump” Parody For SNL Summer Special

Alec Baldwin reprised his “Donald Trump” parody for the “Weekend Update” special from Saturday Night Live last night sharing his version of this week’s Trump rally in Phoenix.

Just a bit of what Baldwin’s “Trumpster” had to offer:

On holding a campaign rally 3 years early: “Folks, it’s never too early to campaign for 2020. Mike Pence is already doing it.”

On the media’s reporting of Charlottesville debacle: “As we all know, there was a tragic victim that came out of Charlottesville: me. Folks, the media has treated me so unfairly by reporting my entire remarks — even the bad ones.”

Steve Bannon’s “Death” made an appearance as “Trump” thanked him for his service:

T: “One person who’s done so much for us is Steve Bannon, and I wanted to give him a proper goodbye.”

B: “You’ve only made me more powerful. I’m going to crush you.”

Funny stuff. Watch below.

Mario Cantone Channels New WH Comm Director Anthony Scaramucci

While SNL may have lost Melissa McCarthy’s “Sean Spicer” character, Comedy Central’s The President Show has introduced its version of rambunctious White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci in the form of actor, Mario Cantone.

TV viewers will remember Cantone from his role of “Anthony Marentino” on the HBO hit, Sex and the City.

Introduced by Anthony Atamanuik’s “President Trump” last night, Cantone got straight to work calling out beleaguered White House Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus.

“I’m going to fire so many people,” said Cantone’s Scaramucci. “I don’t know who it’s going to be, Reince, but I’m going to get to the bottom of the leaks in the White House. Do you hear me, Reince?”

Cantone showed up on CNN’s “New Day” to chat on the new gig, although morning TV doesn’t seem to be Mario’s thing.