Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp all went down Monday morning sending social media users to Twitter to grouse about the outage. Continue reading “Facebook, Instagram Simultaneously Experience Widespread Outages”
Unveiling Of New Tesla Cybertruck Doesn’t Go As Planned ‘Oh My F*cking God!’
Things went a bit awry at the unveiling of Telsa’s futuristic Cybertruck in Los Angeles on Thursday. In an attempt to show the assembled crowd at the event how ‘bulletproof’ the windows on Tesla’s first pickup truck are, CEO Elon Musk asked his chief designer Franz Holzhausen to throw a metal ball at the driver’s side window. Unfortunately, the glass was smashed. Holzhausen tried again with the same cracked result. “Oh my fucking God, maybe that was a little too hard,” exclaimed Musk before adding, “It didn’t go through, it didn’t go through.” Production is expected to begin in late 2021.
Mark Ronson Apologizes For ‘Coming Out’ As Sapiosexual
Academy Award-winning musician/producer Mark Ronson raised some eyebrows last week when he announced on Good Morning Britain that he was coming out as ‘sapiosexual.’ According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, ‘sapiosexual‘ is a term that means “sexually attracted to highly intelligent people.” It does not refer in any way to the gender of those you may be attracted to. Apparently, the Oscar-winning music producer was backstage at GMB when an expert spoke on the subject prior to his appearance. After discussing the term, which he’d never heard before, he felt he identified as sapiosexual. So, when he was asked about the word on-air, he admitted, “Yes, I feel like I am identifying as sapiosexual.” The show’s host, Ben Shephard, congratulated Ronson on ‘coming out as sapiosexual’ and Ronson declared, “Out and proud on Good Morning Britain.” But by using the phrase ‘coming out’ some felt Ronson was diminishing the prejudice experienced by the LGBTQ community. And folks took to the Twitters:
Proud to announce that I’m coming out as incredibly annoyed. https://t.co/jwrck0Xvyx
— Daniel Summers (@WFKARS) September 19, 2019
Lemme make this clear. Sapiosexual is not part of the LGBTQ community. Sapiosexual is an ableist faux sexuality that only douchebags think is real. https://t.co/ViWzdUnnWl
— nicole froio (@NicoleFroio) September 19, 2019
I mean C'mon. "whilst discussing his new album". How do you COME OUT as liking someone for their intelligence as opposed to their looks? – COME OUT? let the abuse begin….World's gone mad.
— Penny Crayon (@RealPennyCrayon) September 19, 2019
Text Of The Day
Oops – Conservative Super-PAC Runs Ads Thanking GOP For Repealing Obamacare
Oops.
The Republican super-PAC, American Action Network, prematurely bought air time to congratulation House Republicans for keeping their promises to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.
Except – as we all know – the House GOP failed to pass their own legislation yesterday.
In fact, there wasn’t even a vote.
NCAA basketball fans were probably confused when these ads ran in several markets last night.
This really is amateur hour, isn’t it?
Basketball fans around the U.S. treated to prematurely-bought ads congratulating Republicans for repealing Obamacare https://t.co/voB1PTWfud pic.twitter.com/L6SaU6T4lJ— Deadspin (@Deadspin) March 25, 2017
The Official Donald Trump Inauguration Poster
The official President Trump inaugural poster.
Just one little problem. You see that there?
Not being snarky here. The point is if he (you know he saw this) and his team overlook a simple typo, you have to wonder about mistakes possibly being made in all these executive orders he’s signing.
Washington DC Bakery Will Donate Proceeds Of Trump Inauguration Cake To LGBT Cause
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| Inaugural cake 2017 by Buttercream Bakeshop |
Buttercream Bakeshop, a bakery located in the heart of Washington DC, explained via Instagram post that Trump’s inaugural committee asked for the exact same cake that celeb chef Duff Goldman made for the 2nd Obama inaugural festivities four years ago.
Duff recognized the design immediately:
The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama’s inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn’t make it. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/qJXpCfPhii— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) January 21, 2017
Buttercream says it will donate the profits for the cake to the Human Rights Campaign.
Congressional Candidate Posts Screen Capture Including Open Porn Sites
Congressional candidate for the 8th District of Virginia raised eye-brows today when he posted a screen capture along with a post on his Facebook page.
He drew attention due to the fact that Webb failed to close a few tabs on his browser window before taking the screen capture. The first two browser tabs were open to porn sites.
From The Daily Caller:
Mike Webb initially ran as a Republican for the 8th District seat, which covers Arlington and Alexandria and is considered safely Democratic. He lost the nomination, though, and is now running as an independent, though he is, to say the least, unlikely to win.
Webb published a post on his campaign page Monday that included a screenshot of his computer desktop. And as it happened, Webb hadn’t bothered to close his pornography tabs when he took his screengrab.
“IVONE SEXY AMATEUR” may have a completely innocent meaning, but a quick Google search indicates the video is featured on RedTube and other very X-rated websites. Similarly, Layla Rivera is a porn star. Something about her is apparently tight, and it probably isn’t her relationship with her father.
Although folks in the media have noticed, after five hours the posts remains unchanged.
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Wrong & Strong: Ball Boy Face-Plants Into Stadium Wall At Barcelona Open
Tough day at the office for this ball boy at the Barcelona Open yesterday.
After catching two balls, he sped back to his position with a bit too much gusto, face-planting into the stadium wall.
In theater, I like to call this being “wrong and strong.” If you’re going to “oops,” do it with conviction.
Check the kid out, though. He smiles and shrugs it off like a pro.
Fox News Accidentally Calls New Hampshire For Donald Trump
Fox News accidentally jumped the gun with a ready-made graphic showing Donald Trump winning the New Hampshire primary – at noon with the polls still open. Click the image above to enlarge.
It seems Fox was looking to predict a Trump win with 28%, followed by Sen. Marco Rubio at 12% and Sen. Ted Cruz at 11%.
Fox News issued this “oopsie” after the graphic was taken down:
“During routine testing in preparation for the New Hampshire primary a malfunction occurred which briefly showed errant data on our website,” Fox News Chief Digital Officer Jeff Misenti said in a statement. “This error has been rectified. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.”

