Michael Henry On Gay Couples Who Look Alike

Michael Fariss plays twin roles in Michael Henry's new short film 'Twin F**ks'
Michael Fariss plays twin roles in Michael Henry's new short film 'Twin F**ks'
Michael Fariss (screen captures via YouTube)

Have you ever noticed some gay couples look like they are dating twin versions of themselves?

Some folks might use the term ‘doppelbangers’ but funny man Michael Henry has his own term for the scenario.

In his new short film, Henry is out walking in the park with Frank (Michael Fariss) who shares the news that he’s seeing someone new who is nothing like his usual boyfriends.

Declaring he’s totally over the “generic WeHo type,” Frank describes his new boo Hank as “rough around the edges,” “exotic,” and having “extra ‘cushion for the pushin.’”

But when Hank arrives, Henry can’t hide his reaction: ‘Y’all are twin f**ks! Clone twins! Doppelgängers!”

Funny man Michael Henry
Michael Henry (screen capture)

However, the new beaus completely disagree. Hank points out that Frank wears glasses, and Frank points to Hank’s scruff as another defining difference.

Henry’s take is that gays who dates guys who look like themselves are narcissists who just want to have sex with themselves.

Again, Hank & Frank contend they are ‘different.’

“Hank is fat,” whispers Frank. “He’s 185 and I’m 182.”

“And I wear hats,” Hank points out.

Cue the Elaine Stritch quote…

It is true that some gays are attracted to guys who might have similar tastes in clothes or grooming. But sometimes, current fads and fashions could play a part in the ‘twin’ equation, no?

What do you think, readers? Is it narcissistic to date someone who might look similar to yourself? Or is it just coincidence when a gay couple seems like twins?

Let me know in the comments section.

Trump On Science: ‘Maybe I Have A Natural Ability…?’

Speaking at a press event yesterday at the Centers for Disease Control, Donald Trump told reporters doctors “say how do you know so much about this? Maybe I have a natural ability.”

Because ‘natural ability’ can equal years of scientific and medical study…?

Trump ‘knows so much about this’ that he repeatedly asked why people couldn’t just get a flu shot to combat coronavirus.

He also suggested a new vaccine for coronavirus could be ready in “a few months” as scientists told him it could take a year and a half due to testing and human trials.

Please note that when he says, “They should be given so much credit” he points both of his thumbs to himself.

p.s. Why is he wearing a MAGA campaign hat while performing his official duties?

George Conway: Trump’s Lawyer Said Trump Would “Lie His Ass Off” To Mueller

The Twitter feud between Donald Trump and George Conway (husband of White House adviser Kellyanne Conway) continues to escalate.  Conway has been publicly addressing what he believes to be Trump's issues with narcissistic personality disorder, including “a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), a constant need for admiration, and a lack of empathy.”  This morning, Conway wrote that one of Trump's own lawyer's once told him "couldn't be allowed to talk to Mueller because 'he'd like his ass off.'"

The Twitter feud between Donald Trump and George Conway, husband of White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, continues to escalate.

Conway has been publicly addressing what he believes to be Trump’s issues with narcissistic personality disorder, including “a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), a constant need for admiration, and a lack of empathy.”

This morning, Conway wrote that one of Trump’s own lawyer’s once told him Trump “couldn’t be allowed to talk to Mueller because ‘he’d like his ass off.'”

Donald Trump Observes Memorial Day By Celebrating Himself

Donald Trump

On this Memorial Day, as millions of Americans remember those military service members who’ve fallen to defend our freedoms, Donald Trump took to Twitter to celebrate… himself!

“Happy Memorial Day! Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at how well our country is doing today. Best economy in decades, lowest unemployment numbers for Blacks and Hispanics EVER (& women in 18years), rebuilding our Military and so much more. Nice!”

Economy? Do you really think a WWII veteran would rise from the grave to day and ask “How’s the Dow doing?”

#smh

The Twitterverse took note:

And, in case you were wondering, this is how a president addresses Memorial Day properly:

Trump Touts “Great Reviews,” Says He’s “Unlikely” To Grant Interview With Special Counsel Robert Mueller

Check out that body language

Donald Trump, who claims he has no time to watch cable TV, says he got rave reviews for his “performance” yesterday during the televised 54-minute meeting with Congressional leaders.

During the first cabinet meeting of 2018, Trump told the press the “reviews” were so good, he says he got “letters” from news anchors congratulating him on his “performance.”

Later, when asked about “letters” of praise, the White House released a list of links to video clips showing positive feedback on the bipartisan meeting.

By the way, I’ll mention that as I watched the televised meeting, I was completely aware that the reason Trump allowed the press to stay and view the meeting was specifically meant to GIVE a performance. After the new explosive expose by Michael Wolff where Trump’s mental faculties have been questioned, I had no doubt that the Donald was trying to show Americans how stable he can try to be.

Later, at a press event with the Prime Minister of Norway, Trump was asked if he would be willing to sit down with Special Counsel Robert Mueller for a face to face interview regarding the ongoing investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.

Last June, Trump said he was “100 percent” willing to give testimony under oath. Additionally, his legal team has stressed that he would cooperate with the investigation.

Wellllll, it’s a New Year and the Trumpster doesn’t seem so inclined to sit down with Mueller now. In fact, he said it was “not likely” since there was “no collusion” with Russia.

In fact, Trump completely dodged giving a direct answer instead repeating the phrase “no collusion” 8 times in the span of a minute and a half.

Watch the video below, and check out that body language with his arms crossed. Just saying…