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Totally-Not-Gay Michael Hoffman Posts New Naked Video For All The Folks He “Screwed Over”

'Totally not gay' amateur bodybuilder Michael Hoffman returns with a new naked video

Totally not gay amateur bodybuilder Michael Hoffman got a case of the sadz over the July 4th weekend and decided he was sorry he had “screwed a lot of people over.”

So to make good he posted another of his “totally not gay” naked videos.

I just find this guy kind of fascinating (from a distance). I’ve previously posted about Hoffman and his interesting videos here.

Here’s his note. And the video can be found here.

Warning: Totally NSFW – naked stuff going on.

Fuuuccckkk!

Hey everyone, it’s Michael.

It’s been quite a while since I made a video. It’s currently July 2nd, 2015. Hope you guys enjoy this video, it’s gonna be a good 4th of July present for you guys.

Anyway, I just wanted to keep you guys updated on what’s been going on.

I’ve been doing okay. I feel bad for a lot of people. Uhm. I screwed a lot of people over, and, it was not right of me at all. I’ve been going through a really really rough time with my family, but that’s no excuse to fuck the people over that I did, and uhh, if I owe you a video, this is your video for free. So, other than that, uuuh, hope you guys enjoy this video. And I think you really gonna like it. So. uhhm, anyway, let’s get started.

Alright. I’m gonna do a lot of stuff that people requested me to do, and uhh, I think you really, I think you guys…like I said you really really enjoy it.

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“Totally Not Gay” Michael Hoffman Rants Over X-Rated Videos

Naked bodybuilder Michael Hoffman goes on a rant about the illegal use of his likeness across the internet

“Totally not gay” Michael Hoffman took to his YouTube channel to vent about a lot of things, one of those being how his solo sex videos are being seen across the internet.

You know – those videos that he made and sold?

I keep coming back to this story because I’m fascinated by his victim-hood and how he sees his own story.

No nudity here, just a rambling rant.

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Totally “Not Gay” Body Builder Michael Hoffman Is Back With A New Video

Totally not gay but very naked Michael Hoffman delivers a new solo sex video

Totally “not-gay” bodybuilder Michael Hoffman is back!

As I’ve reported before (here), Hoffman is a bodybuilder and “personal trainer” who has released several X-rated solo videos. Clearly intended for a gay audience, he then denied that he’s gay and that he only did the videos for he money.

Well, the hits just keep coming.

Today another video hit the interwebs. I won’t post it here as it’s not appropriate for The Randy Report, but you can view the 10 minute flexing (and more) flick here – warning NSFW.

From searches that lead to The Randy Report, I can see there’s a huge audience for this. While he’s an attractive guy, solo flexing/sex vids not really my thing. But I do think the story as a whole is fascinating.

I’m not offended by the idea of admiring a hunky, hot naked guy. But it is interesting that he maintains he’s not gay.

Whatever. Happy Monday!

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Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Has A Sale Going On For His Videos

Fitness guy / bodybuilder Michael Hoffman gets naked - 14 videos for $250!

Bodybuilder Michael “I’m Totally Not Gay” Hoffman shared a video apologizing for taking “fans” money for x-rated videos and not delivering them. “I know there are a lot of forums with people talking about how I have taken money and not returned any videos. I have done that, I’m not gonna lie.” says Hoffman. He then announces a fire sale on his homemade X-rated videos: get 14 videos for the now-low price of $250! The story of Michael Hoffman just gets stranger and stranger. But remember – TOTALLY not gay.

(via Gaily Grind)

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Fitness guy Michael Hoffman Wants You To Know He’s Totally Not Gay

Michael Hoffman explains why he sold videos of himself naked and masturbating, and that he's not gay, and that he's surprised the videos were 'leaked'

So, apparently, this is a bodybuilder/fitness model named Michael Hoffman.  Hi Michael!

It would seem that he now cannot go out in public without getting stares because, apparently, he’s well-known. Or at least he thinks so. I’d never heard of him.

Well, I’d never heard of him until word ran around the inter webs that there were videos of him masturbating out there in the great unknown. (Google his name, you’ll find them…)

It would seem he’s released “flexing” videos for years that tease how hot he is. Apparently, he finally recorded video of him giving you the full monty.  And when I saw full monty, I mean FULL.

In any case, Mr. Hoffman shares this video to explain why he did the videos in the first place.

You’ll be shocked to learn it did it – gasp! – for the money.

(I’ve never heard of such a thing.)

Apparently he made $10,000 doing the videos, and yes, there are more out there.  Somewhere.

‘I was naive about it thinking they would never get online but someone started the whole thing posting them online. It is what it is, can’t do anything about it.’

‘It’s humiliating, it’s embarrassing. Can’t really walk around without being like looked at weird,’ he says.

Oh – and he’s TOTALLY not gay. You see, he respects the gays, but he’s not one.

Got it? He’s NOT gay.

There.

By the way, he does have a great body. No denying that.  Check the video and body shot below.

Good luck Mr. Hoffman.

UPDATE – November 26, 2014:

Apparently Mr. Hoffman is back with a new “workout video.” Totally NSFW. If you’re interested, check it here.

I do have to say – great body.