Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner destroy a HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER car

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner are very upset about the end of ‘How I Met Your Mother.’

Watch them let out their feelings by destroying a car wrapped in the stars of the HIMYM.

Billy says, “How dare you upset Lindsay Lohan?”

Lindsay’s response? – “I worked with Lily Tomlin!!!!”

Is this funny?

From “Funny Or Die.”

Oprah to Lindsay Lohan: “You need to cut the bullshit”

OWN will debut a new docu-series (another term for “reality TV” don’t you know) about Lindsay Lohan trying to find her way back to respectability.

In the first trailer, Oprah sits La Lohan down and tells her “You need to cut the bullshit. You really do.”

“Lindsay” premieres this Sunday at 10 p.m. on OWN.

Is anyone interested anymore?

Trailer: Lindsay Lohan in “Liz & Dick”

So my only interest in this TV movie, after all the life drama La Lohan has been through in the tabloids is “can she act”? I think we’ve all kind of forgotten what it was that brought Lindsay to celebrity. I honestly can’t remember if she was ever really any good at this acting thing or not.

Plus, I like the whole Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton legend. So I’m curious to see how that gets played out.

We’ll see.

Lindsay Lohan to star in new Lady Gaga video?

The NY Post’s Page Six is reporting Lindsay Lohan may be starring in an upcoming music video for Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP:

Lindsay Lohan’s already landed the next role in her acting comeback: starring in an upcoming Lady Gaga music video off the singer’s anticipated album, “ARTPOP,” sources say.

“Lady Gaga and Lindsay caused a stir last month when they had their ‘sleepover’ at the Chateau [Marmont],” a Hollywood insider told us, adding, “and now it turns out that Lindsay will be starring in Gaga’s new video from her upcoming album.”

But the potential Gaga gig represents a more mainstream opportunity. “Due to Gaga’s superstar status, this would be Lindsay’s biggest [role] by far in many, many years,” a source said.

But others wonder why Gaga’s involving Lohan. “Why this huge artist — who could literally have anyone she wants — chose someone currently at the bottom of the Hollywood food chain remains a mystery,” one observer sniffed.

Lindsay Lohan found unconscious; rushed to hospital

ABC reports that Lindsay Lohan, currently filming Liz & Dick on location in Marina del Rey, Calif., was found unconscious in her penthouse room at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel and was rushed to the hospital. Paramedics were reportedly called at 10:15 a.m. Pacific time.

This comes just a week removed from her car accident in Santa Monica.

Lindsay Lohan hospitalized due to car crash

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was taken to the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital following a bad car accident.

Lohan was “was driving her black Porsche on Pacific Coast Highway when it slammed into the back of an 18 wheeler. We’re told the Porsche is totaled. The passenger window was shattered and the rear bumper was fully off her car.”
She reportedly did not go to the hospital by ambulance. Though her condition hasn’t been reported, “she seeks okay,” and doctors are performing tests.

Lindsay Lohan begins house arrest

Lindsay Lohan is officially confined to her townhouse … TMZ has learned the actress surrendered to authorities this morning and has begun to serve her house arrest sentence.

Lohan arrived to the Lynwood Jail at 5:02 AM this morning to check in — where she was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet. She was quickly sent home to her pad in Venice, CA and we’re told she’ll spend roughly 35 days in confinement.

According to the booking sheet, 24-year-old Lohan was listed at 5’7″ and 117 lbs.

The sentence stems from Lohan’s legal troubles involving a necklace she allegedly stole from a Venice jeweler. Lohan pled no contest in the case.

In addition to the house arrest, Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service – which includes a stint at the L.A. County morgue.