I watch Chris Matthews on HARDBALL every day on MSNBC. While I respect the Rev. Al Sharpton, I don’t watch his show – Politics Nation – that often. I know he has a healthy sense of humor though, so he probably thinks this is funny, too.
Traditions “destroyed”…
Borowitz Report: Romney pays surprise visit to his money in Cayman Islands
Andy Borowitz just kills me….
“In an uncharacteristically emotional scene for the presumptive GOP nominee, Mitt Romney today paid a surprise visit to his money in the Cayman Islands.
Speaking in a bank vault surrounded by stacks of cash, Mr. Romney praised his money for “the brave work you have done in the never-ending fight for freedom from Federal income tax.”
“Thanks to your hard work, losers around the world are envious of me,” he added. ”For that I salute you.”
Stressing that his money’s mission in the Caymans was “far from over,” he refused to set any timetable for withdrawal.
In a reference to his bid for the Presidency, Mr. Romney told his money, “It would be an honor and a privilege to have my face on you someday.”
After plunging into the stacks of cash to touch many of the dollar bills individually, Mr. Romney boarded his private jet to pay a surprise visit to Switzerland.
In other political news, Newt Gingrich suspended his presidential bid today, telling reporters: “A campaign is like a wife. When it’s on life-support, it’s time to leave.”
Walk & Talk – The West Wing Reunion
Martin Sheen, Allison Janney, Dulé Hill, Joshua Malina, Melissa Fitzgerald and William Duffy reprise their West Wing roles walking and talking their way into the Oval Office. Why? To pass one last initiative with the President: To get America walking.
Bed Cartography
JoeMyGod posted this today. How many of us can relate?
Actually, Michael is very good about his side of the bed. Bruno the wonder dog, however, has no sense of boundaries. Where he is, is his. Good thing he’s a wonder dog…
You are what you eat
Funny photo of the day
Wear it with confidence and walk tall…
Handsome men want to make your fruit juice
Gayest thing I’ve seen in a long time. But fun 🙂
From the South African-based juice Company, LiquiFruit.
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
Warning before you hit play: explicit language
It gets better and better.
Thanks to my cuz Chance Slovacek for the tip.
Sexy, strong and able to take on the world
