Laugh of the day
Cosmopolitan on the Manti Te’o scandal
Always with their fingers on the pulse of all things new, Cosmopolitan Magazine has this diagram for the new “Te’o” sexual position.
Check out this comment on the Cosmo website:
NFL: Bad Lip Reading
So, while folks have been wondering what Jodie Foster really meant in her Golden Globes speech, the funny kids at Bad Lip Reading have decophered what they think all those pro football guys are saying on the sidelines.
I think this is much more fun. Good work, BLR geniuses!
It’s an age-old story…
(via Shut The Front Door)
Cartoon of the day
Sign of the day: Eat the Devils corn
You have been warned. Just saying…
(via JMG)
White House responds to petition to build a Death Star
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| photo via TruthAboutBills.com |
When a petition is submitted to the White House with at least 25,000 signatures – for action on anything – the White House is required to respond.
Recently a group of folks collected signatures to ask the White House to consider building a Death Star. Yes, like the one in the Star Wars movies. Since they got more than 25,000 signatures, the White House responded. With a good amount of humor I might add:
The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:
- The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
- The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
- Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
Click here to read the rest. Glad to know the White House has a sense of humor…
T-shirts we never need to see in child sizes
New natural energy drink – this is a real thing…
From the product’s website: Pussy is a refreshing energy drink with NO CHEMICALS.
And know that Pussy packs a punch. Punch? Actually, it’s more like being gently placed on a huge velvet cushion then being carried around the whole night with a back rub and table service thrown in for good measure.
A GOOD NIGHT IN
Why not try our signature cocktail – ‘A good night in?’
Pussy, Gin and cucumber shaken and served on ice, ‘a good night in’ makes for a good night out.
(via JMG)
Calvin Klein models vs Victoria’s Secret Angels
