Jon Lajoie asks you to “Please Use This Song”

Musician Jon Lajoie makes a not-so-subtle plea to get his song placed somewhere.
Anywhere.

Please use this song in your commercial
I need the money, so please use this to sell something
Please use this song in your commercial
The music industry’s dying but consumerism is thriving
Please use this song in your commercial

(h/t JMG)

Stephen Colbert explains Bill O’Reilly’s “airtight” defense of inequality

Stephen Colbert explains to his audience on The Colbert Report how Bill O’Reilly is correct in asserting that equality is forever out of reach – and in more ways than we know.

Done in true “Colbert Report” style.

Taco Bell to Canada: You get breakfast when you take Bieber back

Ahhhhh, hahahaha….

I love this.

Taco Bell’s president, Mr. Brian Niccol, took part in one of Reddit’s popular “Ask Me Anything” chats this morning to talk on the launch of the chain’s newest offering: a breakfast menu.

But the BEST of the interview? When asked when the new menu would be offered in Canada, Niccol responded “When you take Bieber back.”

Makes my day… 

(source)

Funny: Pay Per View Wrestling Marketing Calls

Give it a minute for the comedy to kick in. Gets pretty funny.

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