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Funny Truth: Weird Things Gay Couples Do – Public Vs. Private

Public – salad dressing on the side. Private – pepperoni pizza

Buzzfeed’s waaaay cute gay couple is back with their latest installment of “Weird Things Gay Couples Do.”

This time – what they do in public versus the private. As the clip description reads: “A gentleman in the streets who at home hogs the sheets.”

Hubby Michael and I are guilty of several of these LOL

Public: complicated cocktail. Private: Bottled beer versus canned
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Wrong & Strong: Ball Boy Face-Plants Into Stadium Wall At Barcelona Open

Tough day at the office for this ball boy at the Barcelona Open yesterday.

After catching two balls, he sped back to his position with a bit too much gusto, face-planting into the stadium wall.

In theater, I like to call this being “wrong and strong.” If you’re going to “oops,” do it with conviction.

Check the kid out, though. He smiles and shrugs it off like a pro.

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My Favorite Thing Today: “Texts With My Mother”

Liz Hammett has become an internet sensation after sharing several of her hilarious text messages with her mother on Facebook.

Via US Weekly:

The Ohio-based prankster began documenting their exchanges on Facebook in an album she titled “Texts from my Mother.” After screenshots were shared on Reddit on Sunday, April 3, they quickly racked up more than 200,000 views. Hammett’s public Facebook page now has nearly 180,000 followers.

Hammett’s hijinks include changing her mother’s phone settings to autocorrect a word to “butt,” pretending to be in police custody — and stealing silverware as punishment for not delivering food. “I told you there would be retribution if you did not bring me Easter dinner leftovers,” Hammett warned.

In one exchange, Hammett’s long-suffering mother writes: “You are an awful child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your mother Elizabeth.” In another, she calls her daughter an “ungrateful brat.”

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My Favorite Thing Today: Dancing A CHORUS LINE In A T-Rex Costume

Without a doubt, this is my favorite thing today.

A dancer performs the opening combination of A CHORUS LINE in a T-Rex costume!

Hysterical!

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Yes, this is me in a T- Rex costume dancing A Chorus Line. Hope you enjoy.
Posted by Michael Macilwee on Wednesday, March 23, 2016

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Donald Trump Explains “What Is 2+2?”

This started making the rounds on Facebook and I think it absolutely captures The Trumpster.

This is basically every speech he gives.

Via Facebook:

Donald Trump answers the question; What is 2+2?

“I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, “What’s 2+2”? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We’ve had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can’t believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I’ll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It’s probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it’s probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I’m being honest, I mean, if I’m being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he’s a zero that I don’t like. Though, I probably shouldn’t say that. He’s a nice guy but he’s like, “10101000101”, on and on, like that. He’s like a computer! You know what I mean? He’s like a computer. I don’t know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don’t tell you that, and I’ll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn’t believe it. That I can tell you. So, we’re gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. Ok? Alright. Thank you.”