My buddy Matt Rettenmund at Boy Culture shared this today and I found it, umm, interesting.
The sound effects kind of make the whole thing come together.
Hilarious #TrumpSacrifices Hashtag Trends On Twitter
#TrumpSacrifices Once had to fly over a poor neighborhood. pic.twitter.com/YriED7WZnN— PoliticalGroove (@PoliticalGroove) July 30, 2016
#TrumpSacrifices Didn’t name all of his kids “Donald.”— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) July 30, 2016
Had to settle for green and not gold houseplants. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/8RRflTGswa— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 30, 2016
Got ONLY a million dollars from Dad to start business #TrumpSacrifices— Greg Pinelo (@gregpinelo) July 30, 2016
Once had to stand up two whole hours for a debate
#TrumpSacrifices— pianogirl126 (@pianogirl126) July 30, 2016
Stephen Colbert Has A Question For Donald Trump
Last night,an audience member asked this question during a Late Show Q&A that wasn’t broadcast.
Audience: “If you had Donald Trump on your show tonight, what would you ask him?”
Said Colbert: “Well we’re not broadcasting right now, so I’d say ‘What does Vladimir Putin’s di*k taste like?’”
I should underline that this was not broadcast on TV 🙂
And now @StephenAtHome with an important question for Donald Trump. #ColbertDNChttps://t.co/DdG7aYYQO0— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) July 27, 2016
Funny: Randy Rainbow Interviews Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine
Because we can all use a few laughs after two weeks of political conventions 🙂
HIllary Clinton Launches #TrumpYourself Website
Hillary Clinton has launched a website – Trump Yourself – where you can upload a photo of yourself and see what Donald Trump really thinks of you.
Try it for yourself. These were my first two passes. I think The Donald would probably think exactly this of me.
Stephen Colbert: “The RNC Is Like Christmas In July”
Very clever lyrics.
Stephen Colbert kicks off a week of LIVE episodes of The Late Show in true Broadway fashion, complete with special reports from the floor of the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.
Saving The Day
Funny Of The Day: Avengers Meets Hillary & Trump
8th Grader Impersonates Presidential Candidates In Graduation Speech
Funny kid – he’s got some comedy chops, got them rolling in the aisles 🙂
From NPR:
Eighth-grader Jack Aiello used his 8-minute graduation speech to impersonate Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, President Obama, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.
Speaking as Trump, Aiello said, “Congratulations, you are now getting to hear a speech from the magnificent Donald Trump. And let me just tell you that Thomas has been such a great school. Quite frankly, it’s been fantastic.”
And, as Clinton, he thanked the teachers for being “our champions. They’ve given us the skills to get us through sixth grade, and through seventh grade, and eighth grade, and now we’re going to take those skills and apply them to high school!”
Even though the YouTube video is unlisted, the clip has garnered almost 900,000 views
President Obama Slow Jams The News On The Tonight Show
No – no – you have to stop, drop and roll through this!
This is fabulous.