Sharing some light-hearted Easter memes today as we’re not a particularly religious household here at Randy Report Central. Continue reading “Easter Memes And Memories”
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Celebrating the day with some special Easter memories. Continue reading “More Easter Memories & Memes”
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Easter Treat? Pepsi + Peeps = Marshmallow Soda

File this under ‘Things that make you go hmm…’
From PEOPLE:
In the most unlikely collaboration since Ed Sheeran and Andrea Bocelli, Peeps has partnered with Pepsi to create Marshmallow Cola, which comes in a three-pack of cute little 7.5-oz. cans.
Sadly, these won’t be available on grocery store shelves this year, but fans can enter the sweepstakes to win some by hashtagging “#HangingWithMyPEEPS” on their social media photos.
The cans come in blue, pink, and yellow, although there is no difference in flavor.
The peeps at PEOPLE got a first taste of the drink and do, indeed, confirm that it does taste like marshmallows. The powers that be describe the soda as “vaguely reminiscent of Lucky Charms.”
Please Tell Coronavirus Trump Wants Economy ‘Reopened’ By Easter

Donald Trump has announced he wants the U.S. economy “reopened” by the Easter holiday on April 12.
That’s much sooner than medical experts have previously indicated would be prudent.
From the New York Times:
Even as nations from Britain to India declare nationwide economic lockdowns, President Trump said he “would love to have the country opened up, and just raring to go, by Easter,” less than three weeks away, a goal that top health professionals have called far too quick.
“I think it’s possible, why not?” he said with a shrug.
Participating in a town hall hosted by Fox News on Tuesday, he expressed outrage about having to “close the country” to curb the spread of the coronavirus and indicated that his guidelines on business shutdowns and social distancing would soon be lifted.
“I gave it two weeks,” he said, adding, “We can socially distance ourselves and go to work.”
Trump later amended his remarks saying, “This is a medical crisis, not a financial crisis,” and added his decisions will be based on health considerations and hard facts.
Trump on why he picked Easter as the day he wants to end strict social distancing and reopen American businesses: “Easter is a very special day for me … Easter Sunday, and you’ll have packed churches all over our country.” pic.twitter.com/6cXEtW8LmR
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 24, 2020
Trump repeats his earlier wish to abandon stringent public-health measures to combat the coronavirus and re-open the economy by Easter pic.twitter.com/ysrr2FDGEZ
— QuickTake by Bloomberg (@QuickTake) March 24, 2020
“Let’s get this thing wrapped up by Easter.” —Pontius Pilate
— William Shakespeare (@Shakespeare) March 24, 2020
I too want the country open by Easter. And when I was a kid I wanted to fly. Gravity was educational; epidemiology should be educational too. https://t.co/tBFwMWu9ck
— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) March 24, 2020
Trump said there were only 15 cases in America and “soon” it would be down to zero.
Less than a month later, there are nearly 50,000 cases in America (that we know of) and 600 deaths.
But we’re going to open everything back up by Easter — in 19 days?pic.twitter.com/KCUIwVeyRh
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) March 24, 2020
Even The Easter Bunny Knows
From CNN – President Donald J. Trump touts the economy and the military at the annual White House Easter egg roll.
Just so inappropriate.
And then there’s, “This incredible house, or building or whatever you want to call it….”
We call it The White House.
The look on the Easter Bunny’s face is priceless. Watch below.
Remember…
Donald Trump Celebrates Easter With Immigration Rant
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Donald Trump celebrated Easter by taking to Twitter and ranting about immigration saying “Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!”
Did you catch that last part – “NO MORE DACA DEAL!”
Just last week Trump was telling Dreamers it was the Democrats who weren’t trying to solve the DACA issue. Now he’s saying, “NO MORE DACA DEAL!”
He also berated Mexico for “doing very little, at stopping folks at the border.
Interestingly, Trump doesn’t seem to understand exactly what DACA is.
He added that “These big flows of people are all trying to take advantage of DACA. They want in on the act!”
The DACA program (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) is only for recipients who have entered the United States before their 16th birthday and prior to June 2007.
There’s no getting “in on the act.” Either you were in the U.S. before 2007 or you’re not eligible.
Happy Easter!
Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” coming. Republicans must go to Nuclear Option to pass tough laws NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2018
Mexico is doing very little, if not NOTHING, at stopping people from flowing into Mexico through their Southern Border, and then into the U.S. They laugh at our dumb immigration laws. They must stop the big drug and people flows, or I will stop their cash cow, NAFTA. NEED WALL!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2018
These big flows of people are all trying to take advantage of DACA. They want in on the act!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2018
“You must not mistreat or oppress foreigners in any way. Remember, you yourselves were once foreigners in the land of Egypt.” Exodus — 22:21Happy Easter, Mr. President! https://t.co/X7AEMN8DVf
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) April 1, 2018
Must be some kind of Easter special on Fox and Friends. https://t.co/Kx12S91RA9— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) April 1, 2018
In the spirit of Passover and Easter, our president tweets:
“NO MORE DACA DEAL!”— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 1, 2018
My favorite Bible story just might be the one where Jesus rage-tweets NO MORE DACA DEAL while yelling at his television on Easter morning and then heads off for an afternoon of golf at Galilee-a-Lago.— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) April 1, 2018
Celebrating The Easter Bunny 2015 Style
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He can hippity-hop right over to my place anytime…