Last night’s SNL cold open featured Donald Trump (played by James Austin Johnson) making calls to recent news makers including Tiger Woods (Kenan Thompson), Melania Trump (Chloe Fineman) and Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost).
Some very funny stuff…
Hegseth: “Is it true what I heard? Are you actually negotiating with these herbs?”
Trump: “You know what? Don’t worry about the negotiations. I just heard they’re going really, really bad. I sent in my secret weapon, JD Vance. After those Iranians spent 20 hours to JD, they said, ‘Please sir, just go back to bombing us.”
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