Parody: ‘GOP Jesus’ Explains It All For You

Over the past few years, folks have wondered how evangelical Christian Republicans can go along with the stunning hypocrisy that is Donald Trump.

Obviously, the answer has been that as long as conservatives get what they want out of a Trump presidency (Supreme Court justices, anti-LGBT legislation, etc…), they’re ok holding their noses and sticking with their guy.

Now, the folks at Friend Dog Studios have come up with a ‘GOP Jesus’ that aligns more closely with their beliefs.

Check out the video below where ‘GOP Jesus’ addresses many of the conflicting messages coming out of some Christians including adultery, immigration, health care, the War on Christmas, family separations, the golden rule, and gay people.

Here’s what the hypocritical really mean:

“Love your neighbor as yourself – unless you are better than your neighbor, then tell them that they’re weird, and you don’t want to bake them a cake.”

“What has a man profited if he gained the whole world but loses his soul? A lot! He’s profited a lot. One soul for the whole world? That is an amazing deal!”

“If a man strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him and shoot him. That is the law.”

Watch below.

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