Henry Rollins shares his thoughts on the recent DUCK DYNASTY homophobic debacle

Henry Rollins shares his thoughts on the recent DUCK DYNASTY homophobic debacle

Music icon and smart as hell Henry Rollins had this to say regarding recent comments by homophobic stars of Duck Dynasty, which he calls “one of the shittiest shows ever put on television,” in his column for L.A. Weekly:

“A&E would be well advised to get while the getting’s good and quadruple down on the show’s popularity with a vast array of merchandise, like a DD limited-edition shotgun, camo covers for Bibles, strap-on beards, and at least one spinoff. You could call it … Duck Dynasty. A&E should do this before the show’s fans die of respiratory/circulatory complications, substance abuse or lung cancer.

“On the flip side of things, one of you supremely talented graphic artists should start a comic book series starring the Duck dudes as homosexual bears. Talk about crossover potential. The thing writes itself. At the next major gay pride event, there should be hard-bodied men in camo hot pants, ridiculous beards pasted to their chins, blowing through duck calls. Dick Dynasty is a gay porn series just waiting to happen.”

Read his entire essay at L.A. Weekly.