A Thanksgiving joke via the fabulous Ed Dixon:
A hunter goes into the woods and spies a GIGANTIC tom turkey. He fires at it and misses. The turkey says, “that was really dumb! Now I’m going to have my way with you!” and he does.
The hunter goes home and is overcome with shame, “I can’t live with this.” he says, “I must kill that turkey.”
So he goes back the next day, fires at the turkey and misses again. The turkey says, “That was REALLY dumb. Now I’m going to have my way with you again. And he does.
The hunter returns home and cannot live with himself, so the next day he goes back, fires at the turkey yet again… and misses.
And the turkey says, “Okay, tell the truth now. You don’t come here for the hunting.”