Chris Meloni as “rogue cop” Tony Baloney in “The Vigilogna”

Jon Stewart turned his attention to the “Occupy Wall Street” protests on The Daily Show last night, homing in on infamous pepper spray officer Anthony Bologna, who was caught spraying demonstrators in two videos.

Once the officer’s name is revealed, the jokes just write themselves. “Anthony Bologna? You and I both know that guy’s name is Tony Baloney. Favorite pasta? Rigatoni. Favorite island? Coney. Favorite southern buffet restaurant? Shoney’s.”

But the segment really catches fire when Stewart decides Bologna deserves his own crime drama, about a rogue cop who loses his badge and spray cans but brings justice to the streets his own way—one spray at a time.

The “show,” called The Vigilogna, stars Fear and Loathing scene-stealer Chris Meloni, who will forever be Law and Order: SVU’s Eliot Stabler.

“In a city gone mad,” the narrator declares, “Tony Baloney was the fine mist of the law. But then… he went too far. This fall, justice has a first name. It’s spelled T-O-N-Y. And it’s gonna burn. Chris Melogna (played by Chris Meloni) IS Tony Balgona in The Vigilogna.”

“Crime doesn’t spray,” Melogna intoneys. “But I do.”
(via The Gothamist)