Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC)
“Our young men are taught that weakness is strength, that delicacy is desirable, and that being a soft metrosexual is more valuable than training the mind, body, and soul.
“Social media has weakened us, siphoning our men of their will to fight. To rise in a noble manner, square their jaws, and charge once more into the breach of light to defend what they love.
“So on this precipice of disaster, I ask the young men of this nation a question: Will you sit behind a screen while the storied tales of your forefathers become myth?
“Or will you stand resolute against the dying light of America’s golden age? Will you reclaim your masculinity? Will you become a man to be feared, to be respected, to be looked up to?
“Or will you let this nation’s next generation be its final generation?”
https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1597984770855940096 “To be feared, to be respected…” as if one begets the other. Cawthorn’s last appearance on The Randy Report was a few weeks ago when the local newspaper in his district reported he had apparently closed his congressional offices even before leaving Congress in January. Cawthorn didn’t even make it to the general midterm elections as he lost his primary. Some attributed his poor showing at the polls to telling the press he was regularly invited to cocaine-fueled orgies by fellow Republicans, and a leaked video from a few years ago of him humping his cousin’s face. That must be his version of “masculinity…”
Wait… wut? This guy Madison Cawthorn leaves Congress giving lectures on “soft metrosexual” masculinity? REALLY!!?? I don’t care that your gay. I don’t care if you choose to be in the closet gay. That is YOUR business. Just spare America your shameless speeches of hypocrisy. pic.twitter.com/WKfu8PMlFv
— Brent O (@OnlineDetective) November 30, 2022
This you? pic.twitter.com/rU1nDESOHM
— Emmett Fitz-Hume (@SwayinPalmTree) November 30, 2022
Technically, gay sex is twice as masculine as heterosexual sex. Is that where Maddie was trying to go? pic.twitter.com/ZLz8VS3euZ
— Uncle Mark (@mroller17u) November 30, 2022
He’s been missing in action for months, closed offices. Not that he did anything before except spend $ on his friends, but NC-11 has been wo representation since primary. He shows up for THIS!
— Rosemary Pugliese (@asherose17) November 30, 2022
(h/t JoeMyGod)
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