Master Class In How To Kiss Your Boss’s Ass

That “magnetic personality” of Donald Trump on full display

White House spokeswoman Hope Hicks emptied an entire thesaurus of superlatives in describing her boss in response to a Washington Post report that President Trump is demeaning and condescending to his staff:

“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor . . . and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.”

I’d guess the Trumpmeister wrote it himself except there are some awfully bigly words in that word salad.

I can only imagine this is what it’s like to live in fear of being screamed at by your boss.